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I am so friggin' excited.

Dood.

My crush just mentioned me IN HER BLOG! That's right, bitches. That's right.

I'd ask, but I think we all know who your daddy is.

Annnnnnnnnd. Pluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuussssssssss.

I have a date!!!!!! With a chica. A chica that's so awesome that I've actually been entertaining the idea of getting into a relationship/thingy with her. And, as anyone who knows me will tell you, THAT is saying something.

I complain a lot about not getting any, but my lonliness is really my own fault. I'm just so goddamned picky. If I find one crack in a person's facade, I won't touch them with a ten foot pole. It can actually be quite a nice feature - kind of a CNTRL-ALT-DEL for the psyche. But it does have its price. And, at some point, one does reach a limit on returns.

(one day I'll actually post something here that isn't riddled with typos)