I think I pissed off one of my best friends last night by accidentally calling his girlfriend a psycho just because she left 25 messages on my voicemail demanding o know where he was.
they're such a cute couple.
I blame jesus (the giant wooden jesus that we had earlier liberated from a strangers garden)
He told me to say it.
they're such a cute couple.
I blame jesus (the giant wooden jesus that we had earlier liberated from a strangers garden)
He told me to say it.
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And we all know that monogamy is just a ploy to fuck us up.
Jesus is the devil.