Bad Back
When I was 17 I attended my friends birthday party. At this party was a trampoline, and being kids at heart, me and a bunch of my friends decided to jump on it, which is really unsafe, by the way. As I was coming down, three of my friends were bouncing up. The force of me going down and the force of the...
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When I was 17 I attended my friends birthday party. At this party was a trampoline, and being kids at heart, me and a bunch of my friends decided to jump on it, which is really unsafe, by the way. As I was coming down, three of my friends were bouncing up. The force of me going down and the force of the...
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Birthday Card
My grandfather sent me a birthday card. It reads:
The best things in life can't be bottled or sold. With the exception of margarita mix.
True dat, grandpa. TRUE DAT.
My grandfather sent me a birthday card. It reads:
The best things in life can't be bottled or sold. With the exception of margarita mix.
True dat, grandpa. TRUE DAT.
midnyte:
Whao, Gnomes sound ruthless!
Effective Vs. Ineffective
How not to ignore me:
1. Read my journal, specifically to see you if you are mentioned in a less than stellar light.
2. Post a comment in which you state that I won't leave you alone.
3. Continue to engage me in dialogue.
How to ignore me:
1. Click "Update Your Page"
2. In the section marked "Manage Your Ignore List",...
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How not to ignore me:
1. Read my journal, specifically to see you if you are mentioned in a less than stellar light.
2. Post a comment in which you state that I won't leave you alone.
3. Continue to engage me in dialogue.
How to ignore me:
1. Click "Update Your Page"
2. In the section marked "Manage Your Ignore List",...
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shesinparties:
seriously, grow up........ or just grow. i do not take direction from short pussies.
Tested
I took a battery of STD tests today, and they all came back negative. So, huzzah for me. In other news, Auburn called me out and claims I'm pompous, rude, and short. I didn't know 5'8 counted as short, but I guess it's all relative. As for pompous, it's hard not to be when you're the sexiest motherfucker on planet earth. And as for...
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I took a battery of STD tests today, and they all came back negative. So, huzzah for me. In other news, Auburn called me out and claims I'm pompous, rude, and short. I didn't know 5'8 counted as short, but I guess it's all relative. As for pompous, it's hard not to be when you're the sexiest motherfucker on planet earth. And as for...
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shesinparties:
i based my opinions on you from the rude remarks you wrote in my journals as well as others. seems weird to me that every other person that reads my journal and comments on it is nice and wants to be friends of some sort. if you will recall, you are the one that started writing me, and kept doing so after you got pissy and took me off of your friends list. januar and i have become friends because we have both been the victims of your little rants, and we laugh our asses off at you. i am on this site to meet people and have a good time, not to be picked on and judged by someone that i didn't even choose to contact in the first place. nobody else has bashed me on here, i guess you are just special. as for your predictions of my having no future, fuck you, how would you even know about that. i am sorry if my occupation does not live up to your standards, but i make good money and take care of myself. i tried to make it clear that i didn't want to talk to you a while back, but you just kept on, so just think about that. i really don't care about your post, it's not like you have a whole lot of people reading your childish ramblings anyway. and yes, you are short, and you get shorter with every word you say. maybe you should read up on the napoleon complex, might do you some good. have a nice day 
variety:
wow! You sure are an ass Akiva. Sorry I missed pizza night I was drunk and high and fucked up about the job thing. Good news is that I think I've got a replacement job coming in soon. In the same area and everything, so I DON"T have to move!! Yeaaaa!!!! Damn right you've got a clean bill of health on that STD thing. That's always a nice thing to know! What else is going on lately?
4 Year Anniversary
I didn't realize until someone at the coffee shop brought it up, but today is the four year anniversary of the destruction of the trade towers. I suppose that's a good marker of how indelible an imprint that day left on my psyche.
A few things I remember from the day: driving to school and hearing on the radio that an airplane...
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I didn't realize until someone at the coffee shop brought it up, but today is the four year anniversary of the destruction of the trade towers. I suppose that's a good marker of how indelible an imprint that day left on my psyche.
A few things I remember from the day: driving to school and hearing on the radio that an airplane...
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haden:
thanks hun. you would be one to keep me on my toes. everyone is always weird about correcting me. just do it! if i ever pay enough attention to something long enough and notice, i would.
shesinparties:
i thought i made it clear a long time ago that i didn't want to talk to you. you are a pompous, rude short guy, good riddance.
Court
So a Catholic, a Muslim, and a Jew are all playing tennis. No punch-line. I joined the UT tennis club and I traded shots with a Catholic and a Muslim.
I don't understand why people still consider me a Jew. I haven't believed in any sort of God for years, but all the people who know me still refer to me as "the Jew",...
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So a Catholic, a Muslim, and a Jew are all playing tennis. No punch-line. I joined the UT tennis club and I traded shots with a Catholic and a Muslim.
I don't understand why people still consider me a Jew. I haven't believed in any sort of God for years, but all the people who know me still refer to me as "the Jew",...
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variety:
yeah, well, I'm not complaining at this point, it's still ok. I've got a couple of things lined up, just have to decide where I want to move to, or if I want to take a little pay cut and work tons more hours to stay here.
variety:
haha, if I knew the insurance would pay for it, I'd burn it down to the ground!
Cafe
The cafe I've been frequenting a lot lately is called Boulding Street Cafe, I think. That could be wrong, but there is definitely the word "Bouldin" in the name somewhere. I've been going through all their drinks; so far, the hot apple cider and the honey lemonade are the best. Not so crazy about the smoothies. I'm going to take a shower, then head...
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The cafe I've been frequenting a lot lately is called Boulding Street Cafe, I think. That could be wrong, but there is definitely the word "Bouldin" in the name somewhere. I've been going through all their drinks; so far, the hot apple cider and the honey lemonade are the best. Not so crazy about the smoothies. I'm going to take a shower, then head...
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esther:
I'm going to get something Tim Burton related tattooed down my right side to match my left. Not that they'd be the same tattoo, but the same size and the same basic colors.
esther:
I was aiming more for a certain mr. scissorhands.
But let's keep that between you and me. I'd like it to be a surprise so no one gets their hopes up.
[Edited on Sep 09, 2005 3:42PM]
But let's keep that between you and me. I'd like it to be a surprise so no one gets their hopes up.
[Edited on Sep 09, 2005 3:42PM]
Breakfast
Today, breakfast is leftover pizza and brownies.
Today, breakfast is leftover pizza and brownies.
morgan:
Probably
I'm in a better mood already. I stopped by a coffee house on First and Elizabeth. I don't remember what it was called, but they had good apple cider. And tonight is pizza night, and that always makes things better.
I seem to have been drawn into a feud with Jaime. She's loud, obnoxious, and abrasive. I've read some of her previous journal entries,...
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I seem to have been drawn into a feud with Jaime. She's loud, obnoxious, and abrasive. I've read some of her previous journal entries,...
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wallace:
eh, he was fine.
send me a sample of your writing & i'll be the judge of that!
send me a sample of your writing & i'll be the judge of that!
zombiexdoll:
Kick her ass!
Monday, the Start of a Brand New Week
I just quit my job. I got fed up with my manager and walked away in the middle of my shift. He still owes me a paycheck from August 22nd; not exactly sure how I'm going to get it, but I will.
I'm gonna take a few seconds to marinate on this, then get my ass moving.
I just quit my job. I got fed up with my manager and walked away in the middle of my shift. He still owes me a paycheck from August 22nd; not exactly sure how I'm going to get it, but I will.
I'm gonna take a few seconds to marinate on this, then get my ass moving.
jaime:
You're clearly inept. I sent you an email, retard.
shesinparties:
you took me off your list without a rebuttal? you are weak. i shall now cry into my beer.
p.s. happy birthday.
p.p.s. my "current crush" used to be the same.