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My printer needs a new ink cartridge. It took me three hours to figure out that my printer just needed a new ink cartridge. Give me a moment to bask in my embarassment and ineptitude.

My girlfriend came over last night for dinner. I cooked pasta carbonara. Generally I just cook the bacon and sautee the onions at the same time, but I knew...
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jackie:
kiss
vivid:
fit into what? ::blinks:: the latex?
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Printer Frustration

My laptop doesn't have the proper port for the cable to my printer, so I went to Best Buy this morning and picked up a USB converter. This was supposed to make my life easier. It hasn't. I have the printer hooked up to the computer via the USB cable; the cable is in the proper port; the printer has enough paper, toner,...
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undershaker:
Saw your commentary at Siv's journal, and I do believe you have it wrong - Wu-tang Clan (not zombies) is in fact that which is nothing with which to fuck.
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November Weather

I understand that I live in Texas. Nonetheless, it's not right to have 85 degree weather at the tale end of November. However, it seems as though a few of my prayers have been answered, as the night has cooled down significantly, and it appears that I may actually get to sleep under my covers. With the price of natural gas what it...
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bailey:
ummm..yes, i am aware of that.
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Back Home

I've returned from my Thanksgiving break. Spending time with my brother and nephew made me wish they lived in the States so I could visit them more often. My brother has two kids and I haven't even met the younger one, and he's two years old. I played a lot of monopoly with my nephew; he's six and so far he's only played...
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miamaze:
Have you been taking xanax long? I have been popping them lots in the last month but am scared of the side effects when I stop using them cause I've been taking them everyday.....opps.
But I here they can cause worse anxiety in the long run.
miamaze:
thats because your 22. Arh at 22 I'd stick anything up my arm. Now I worry about the consequenses of Xanex. I think Im becoming grandma wink
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Family Time

I love my sister, but she can be a humungous bitch. Yesterday I I had to print out a paper for my tennis class (yes, I'm taking a tennis class, and yes, we did have to write a paper for it.) My computer doesn't have the proper port for my printer cable, rendering the printer useless, so I asked if I could use...
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loretta:
tongue
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Vibrators

A few days ago the girl I'm seeing told me she wanted two things: a wooden cooking spoon and a vibrator. I stopped by Dreamers after playing a tennis match (I lost, but I covered the court pretty well; wearing the ankle brace really did make a hell of a difference). I had no idea there was such a variety of vibrators from which...
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The innocent shall suffer...big time

Thanksgiving hasn't arrived yet and there is already squabbling amongst my family. My half-brother doesn't care to subject himself and his son to his crazy mother, so he invited himself to Thanksgiving with us. Now, I'll admit that inviting yourself to someone else's Thanksgiving is kind of an asshole thing to do, but I'm willing to overlook it because I...
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zero:
biggrin tongue something like that...
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About 5 years ago my friend Ryan Hastings died in a really big car accident. He was driving with his girlfriend home from debate practice in the middle of a huge rainstorm when a truck crossed the dividing line and slammed into his car head on. I remember the last thing I said to him was "See you tommorrow." I've always regretted saying that, and...
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adoreartemis:
*hugs* I've never lost a close friend, but I always make a point of telling people I care about that I love them.
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I will post an update about my birthday weekend later this evening.
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nic:
I can't remember most of it, and I'm assuming the same will count for you if your birthday went according to plan.
stacie:
i get up so early because my shift starts at 6am.
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Happy Birthday to Me
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nic:
Nah its usually not that heinous but every now and then I go in and am faced was such rampant cuntery that I can't hold back. I have zero patience.
deathtoforls:
Yes, I suck. No, not intentionally. Cruising down Lamar in rush hour traffic, guess who ran outta gas? Guess who also had only 17 pennies in her whole car? Yeah, that was me. I owe you coffee or something, and a major apology. eeek