Tested
I took a battery of STD tests today, and they all came back negative. So, huzzah for me. In other news, Auburn called me out and claims I'm pompous, rude, and short. I didn't know 5'8 counted as short, but I guess it's all relative. As for pompous, it's hard not to be when you're the sexiest motherfucker on planet earth. And as for rude, yea, that's probably right, too. But I'm working on it. Perhaps someday I'll develop the sterling manners and civility of a 33 year old waitress who constantly chooses men who break her heart and essentially has no hope for a better future. Till then, I'll remain ill-tempered, scurrilous, and inconsiderate.
Suck my balls.
I took a battery of STD tests today, and they all came back negative. So, huzzah for me. In other news, Auburn called me out and claims I'm pompous, rude, and short. I didn't know 5'8 counted as short, but I guess it's all relative. As for pompous, it's hard not to be when you're the sexiest motherfucker on planet earth. And as for rude, yea, that's probably right, too. But I'm working on it. Perhaps someday I'll develop the sterling manners and civility of a 33 year old waitress who constantly chooses men who break her heart and essentially has no hope for a better future. Till then, I'll remain ill-tempered, scurrilous, and inconsiderate.
Suck my balls.
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shesinparties:
i based my opinions on you from the rude remarks you wrote in my journals as well as others. seems weird to me that every other person that reads my journal and comments on it is nice and wants to be friends of some sort. if you will recall, you are the one that started writing me, and kept doing so after you got pissy and took me off of your friends list. januar and i have become friends because we have both been the victims of your little rants, and we laugh our asses off at you. i am on this site to meet people and have a good time, not to be picked on and judged by someone that i didn't even choose to contact in the first place. nobody else has bashed me on here, i guess you are just special. as for your predictions of my having no future, fuck you, how would you even know about that. i am sorry if my occupation does not live up to your standards, but i make good money and take care of myself. i tried to make it clear that i didn't want to talk to you a while back, but you just kept on, so just think about that. i really don't care about your post, it's not like you have a whole lot of people reading your childish ramblings anyway. and yes, you are short, and you get shorter with every word you say. maybe you should read up on the napoleon complex, might do you some good. have a nice day 
variety:
wow! You sure are an ass Akiva. Sorry I missed pizza night I was drunk and high and fucked up about the job thing. Good news is that I think I've got a replacement job coming in soon. In the same area and everything, so I DON"T have to move!! Yeaaaa!!!! Damn right you've got a clean bill of health on that STD thing. That's always a nice thing to know! What else is going on lately?