Remember any day your last day may come. You can't hide, you can't run. So always be true no matter what you do.
Being an adult is basically a choose your own adventure book, but every choice sounds terrible.
Everyone brightens up a room just some coming in , some going out. Which one are you?
Ok it has been one month since i started working out and here is how I'm doing.
a month ago today
weight 331.6 326.6
neck 19'' 18.5''
chest 52'' 52''
waist 59.5'' 56.5''
hips 64 60.5
I may leave this world alone but I will live it with the ones that i love.
No matter how bad it gets for you. Just remember, someone somewhere in the world will have to go to the emergency room this weekend to have something removed from their ass.
i:
thank you for that
akanelight:
your welcome just a nugget of truth I found that i felt needed to be shared
It is one of life's bitterest truths that bedtime so often arrives just when things are really getting interesting.
Show me your victory dance
My grandma told me, DO NOT take shit, from anybody in this motherfucking bitch. See, My grandma told me, never, never, never take no shit. Especially that shark in the dark, cause that shark in the dark can SUCK MY - WATCH YOUR MOUTH !
lyrics from one of my fav songs right now
Twister spin your way to second base!
Pi is an infinite, non repeating decimal - meaning that every possible number combination exists somewhere in pi. Converted into ASCII text, somewhere in that infinite string of digits is the name of every person you will ever love, the date, the time, and the manner of your death, and the answer to all the great questions of the universe.
Converted into a bitmap, somewhere...
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A pet rock is a fun pet until you realize that it's essentially immortal and you've damned it to an eternity of watching its loved ones die