This is me...right now. At this very moment.
I'm at a motel in Columbus....might possibly get killed tonight...we'll see. I certainly hope not because I have a wonderful weekend ahead! I fly back home tomorrow morning. I'm definitely excited to get out of such muggy weather...but the warmth has been nice. When I walk out of Lainey's house...I think to myself...This must be what the inside of a vagina is....hot and sticky.It was pretty goddamned muggy. The weather wasn't horrible today...other than the sticky part, but now I can hear thunderstorms outside my room. Ohio has crazy weather just like Portland. I wanna step outside and hear the thunder, maybe take pictures, but am too scared. My hotel room is FREEZING...and I don't think the heat is working...can't open my window because it is stuck.
I shot a beautiful set today with AlissaBrunelli. Our initial location was going to be in a tree house in her yard, but a crazy storm hit her area and flooded her entire backyard. A lot of the water had gone down by the time Lainey, her Tony, and I arrived, but the trail we needed to take to get there was still covered in water and fallen down trees. So we opted for another plan.
We decided to shoot at this abandoned summer camp that was amazing. So many opportunities to shoot all over the place. Set ideas were flying all around us. [I think I just heard the loudest thunder in my life just now.] Sunshine and Bully were there and it was so great to finally meet them! I wish I had taken pictures of all of us, because we were having so much fun shooting. They both are very pretty ladies. We had some hilarious outtakes...everything from Sunshine slapping bugs off of my vagina to me freaking out because I was going to be stung by a bee. We also had people try and come into the area we were shooting while I was naked and AlissaBrunelli tried to ask them to leave...then was forced to say "Okay, well there's a naked girl on a bench over there and you have kids". Haha. Fuckin ridiculous! Then, instead of leaving, the pull around the corner and just kick it outside of their cars....fucking creepers dude.
I feel this set will be my best by far. It was very natural to me, natural makeup, super cute clothes, and lots of smiles this time! It's nothing like any of my previous sets and the pictures I saw on AlissaBrunelli's camera looked beautiful! I don't know if I've ever been more excited for a new set.
Tuesday, I arrived in Columbus (finally!) at around 8:45 pm, an hour later than when I supposed to be there due to flight delays. I was stuck in Chicago for close to 3 due to layovers/delays. Great pizza...but it burned the roof of my mouth (I'm really impatient when I'm starving). I rented a car and drive to Hamilton where miss Lainey lives....got in there around midnight. I was soo excited to finally get to meed this girl! It's been a long time coming. The best thing about this girl....she's just fucking like me. She's vulgar, funny, and a very serious dork. What did our time consist of? Oh let me tell you!
Wednesday: Woke up, went to return my rental car, only to find out that there was never a contract on my car. "What does that mean?"
"That means, if you'd gotten pulled over for some reason, you would have been arrested for a stolen car."
Uhhh...what?! You're fucking kidding me right?! No, she wasn't. So you best believe I'm not dropping a fucking dime for that rental car, Lainey will make sure of that. That's so fucking bullshit!
Ugh. Anyway, after that we went to Frinch's(?) for breakfast and it was really good. Afterwards we hung around the house...smoking pot, drinking McDonalds' amazing sweet tea (I pray to god we have that back home now), and I met her friend Timmy. Her boyfriend, Dustin, is also great, very funny and reminds me of my friends back home. She also has the cutest pug (and I am not a fan of pugs at all) named Elvis. He's adorable. Later Lainey, Dustin, Tony, and I went to O'Charley's which was phenomenal! They have this orgasmic cheesy, potato, and bacon soup...oh my god it makes my mouth water thinking about it. Their rolls were delicious and I got their Cedar Planked Salmon with (s)mashed potatoes that were to DIE for. Soo much flavor! Stopped by the Tri-County mall so get shit from Victoria's Secret, in which i bought two new bras (super sexy!!). we went home, smoked pot, watched the Hot Chick then went to White Castle (which I've NEVER BEEN) and it was great. Timmy said it would give me the shits, but it didn't. I guess I just have a great colon.
Today: Woke up to boobies! Lainey's for that matter. She walks around naked all the time! It's rather nice! I must also say, the bed I slept on in her house was ridiculously comfortable. Anyway, got the basics done to prepare for my set. Went back to Victoria's Secret, then hit up Wendy's for a light "snack" which for me ended up being a burger and baked potato with cheese and bacon. Haha. Drove to Columbus(smoked A LOT more) to meet up with AlissaBrunelli, Sunshine, Bully for my shoot. After the shoot, I said goodbye to my new friends and drove to Frinch's and got dinner. I had a Club Melt minus tomatoes and, again, fucking de-lish! Got dropped off at my motel and now I've been here for a couple hours. It's almost 10 pm eastern time, but my internal clock still believes it's only 6:45 pm. Damn time travel.
Wooooowww. Longest. Blog. Ever.
I'm at a motel in Columbus....might possibly get killed tonight...we'll see. I certainly hope not because I have a wonderful weekend ahead! I fly back home tomorrow morning. I'm definitely excited to get out of such muggy weather...but the warmth has been nice. When I walk out of Lainey's house...I think to myself...This must be what the inside of a vagina is....hot and sticky.It was pretty goddamned muggy. The weather wasn't horrible today...other than the sticky part, but now I can hear thunderstorms outside my room. Ohio has crazy weather just like Portland. I wanna step outside and hear the thunder, maybe take pictures, but am too scared. My hotel room is FREEZING...and I don't think the heat is working...can't open my window because it is stuck.
I shot a beautiful set today with AlissaBrunelli. Our initial location was going to be in a tree house in her yard, but a crazy storm hit her area and flooded her entire backyard. A lot of the water had gone down by the time Lainey, her Tony, and I arrived, but the trail we needed to take to get there was still covered in water and fallen down trees. So we opted for another plan.
We decided to shoot at this abandoned summer camp that was amazing. So many opportunities to shoot all over the place. Set ideas were flying all around us. [I think I just heard the loudest thunder in my life just now.] Sunshine and Bully were there and it was so great to finally meet them! I wish I had taken pictures of all of us, because we were having so much fun shooting. They both are very pretty ladies. We had some hilarious outtakes...everything from Sunshine slapping bugs off of my vagina to me freaking out because I was going to be stung by a bee. We also had people try and come into the area we were shooting while I was naked and AlissaBrunelli tried to ask them to leave...then was forced to say "Okay, well there's a naked girl on a bench over there and you have kids". Haha. Fuckin ridiculous! Then, instead of leaving, the pull around the corner and just kick it outside of their cars....fucking creepers dude.
I feel this set will be my best by far. It was very natural to me, natural makeup, super cute clothes, and lots of smiles this time! It's nothing like any of my previous sets and the pictures I saw on AlissaBrunelli's camera looked beautiful! I don't know if I've ever been more excited for a new set.
Tuesday, I arrived in Columbus (finally!) at around 8:45 pm, an hour later than when I supposed to be there due to flight delays. I was stuck in Chicago for close to 3 due to layovers/delays. Great pizza...but it burned the roof of my mouth (I'm really impatient when I'm starving). I rented a car and drive to Hamilton where miss Lainey lives....got in there around midnight. I was soo excited to finally get to meed this girl! It's been a long time coming. The best thing about this girl....she's just fucking like me. She's vulgar, funny, and a very serious dork. What did our time consist of? Oh let me tell you!
Wednesday: Woke up, went to return my rental car, only to find out that there was never a contract on my car. "What does that mean?"
"That means, if you'd gotten pulled over for some reason, you would have been arrested for a stolen car."
Uhhh...what?! You're fucking kidding me right?! No, she wasn't. So you best believe I'm not dropping a fucking dime for that rental car, Lainey will make sure of that. That's so fucking bullshit!
Ugh. Anyway, after that we went to Frinch's(?) for breakfast and it was really good. Afterwards we hung around the house...smoking pot, drinking McDonalds' amazing sweet tea (I pray to god we have that back home now), and I met her friend Timmy. Her boyfriend, Dustin, is also great, very funny and reminds me of my friends back home. She also has the cutest pug (and I am not a fan of pugs at all) named Elvis. He's adorable. Later Lainey, Dustin, Tony, and I went to O'Charley's which was phenomenal! They have this orgasmic cheesy, potato, and bacon soup...oh my god it makes my mouth water thinking about it. Their rolls were delicious and I got their Cedar Planked Salmon with (s)mashed potatoes that were to DIE for. Soo much flavor! Stopped by the Tri-County mall so get shit from Victoria's Secret, in which i bought two new bras (super sexy!!). we went home, smoked pot, watched the Hot Chick then went to White Castle (which I've NEVER BEEN) and it was great. Timmy said it would give me the shits, but it didn't. I guess I just have a great colon.
Today: Woke up to boobies! Lainey's for that matter. She walks around naked all the time! It's rather nice! I must also say, the bed I slept on in her house was ridiculously comfortable. Anyway, got the basics done to prepare for my set. Went back to Victoria's Secret, then hit up Wendy's for a light "snack" which for me ended up being a burger and baked potato with cheese and bacon. Haha. Drove to Columbus(smoked A LOT more) to meet up with AlissaBrunelli, Sunshine, Bully for my shoot. After the shoot, I said goodbye to my new friends and drove to Frinch's and got dinner. I had a Club Melt minus tomatoes and, again, fucking de-lish! Got dropped off at my motel and now I've been here for a couple hours. It's almost 10 pm eastern time, but my internal clock still believes it's only 6:45 pm. Damn time travel.
Wooooowww. Longest. Blog. Ever.
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I'll have to come to portland soon and see u and the other ladies I know!
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