aj_paradiselost

Well, i'm about to jam out for awhile. I'm pretty fucking thrilled man. I just ordered a shitload of shit for my best girl's birthday. She wants to go to a strip joint on her birthday. She is BI and Yes I allow her chicks from time to time since I knew she rolled both ways when I met her. I found a guitar instructor to come over once a week and teach me technique and theory. And I've all but COMPLETELY forgotten how to read various compositions of music. I can play guitar and bass but sometimes I feel pretty stagnant.
Plus I ordered shit on Being Trained Classically so I bought an acoustic guitar online and i"m waiting for it to come in. Six guitars now, I'm a fucking moron. So anyway I saw that " Dukes of Hazzard" was up for worst acting. Christ I'm glad. I hate any of that bullshit " Jackass", and other lets watch me doing assanine shit for money. I've been doing dumb shit all my fucking life and no one is paying me for it.
They should all die, just like the fuckers who do reality TV. Humans follow trends. Lets make a show about morons blowing me and paying me millions of dollars to allow it and see how many American viewers would get in line to watch it. Trends are the fishing lines that bait the followers. NO really, I am in a good mood, just a bit pissed that they made a movie out of the Dukes of Hazzard and that it sucked. I take my childhood personally since I've only ever had one.
I refuse to watch that movie, just because Johnny nutsack and Jessica Simple are in the fucker. Here you go assholes, numb yerselves to that bit of Cinematic diahrea, whatever man, I think I need to go listen to some OBITURARY......L8er...AJ