What a fucking long day at work. Never volunteer a fucking twelve hour shift if you've only had an hour and a half sleep.
So anyway I spent eight hours with this fucking pennsylvania, inbred looking dude following me around. I mean I don't want to talk bad about the strange little asshole cause he could have been slow, I'm thinking stupid, but he might have been slow.
So this guy is talking to me, he looks about maybe twenty six, who knows though, near mental retardation tends to cause people to look younger than thier years(Lack of Reality I suppose.) So any fucking way he is trying to have conversations with me and it sound more like he is say, Wub wub wub, da da da, wub wub wub. So at this point I'm trying to get away from Forest Gump, and the fucker is still following me. I couldn't understand him so I was trying to figure out what he was saying by reading his face. You guys know what I mean? If he laughed, I fucking laughed, if he didn't laugh I kept a sincere face, nodding a couple of times and tried to walk away really fucking quick.
So fuck it. I got off work and tried to make a homemade pizza. It didn't quite work out. I didn't want to dirty a cookie shit so I found some flour from a couple of years ago and threw it on some tin foil, ON the cookie shit so I wouldn't have to wash it. Yeah I'm going to take it to work tonight to eat for lunch. Aj and his fucking tomato sauce, veggie cheese and tin foil bits on the bottom pizza. I know you fuckers are jealous........I cooked, bite me......L8er...Aj
So anyway I spent eight hours with this fucking pennsylvania, inbred looking dude following me around. I mean I don't want to talk bad about the strange little asshole cause he could have been slow, I'm thinking stupid, but he might have been slow.
So this guy is talking to me, he looks about maybe twenty six, who knows though, near mental retardation tends to cause people to look younger than thier years(Lack of Reality I suppose.) So any fucking way he is trying to have conversations with me and it sound more like he is say, Wub wub wub, da da da, wub wub wub. So at this point I'm trying to get away from Forest Gump, and the fucker is still following me. I couldn't understand him so I was trying to figure out what he was saying by reading his face. You guys know what I mean? If he laughed, I fucking laughed, if he didn't laugh I kept a sincere face, nodding a couple of times and tried to walk away really fucking quick.
So fuck it. I got off work and tried to make a homemade pizza. It didn't quite work out. I didn't want to dirty a cookie shit so I found some flour from a couple of years ago and threw it on some tin foil, ON the cookie shit so I wouldn't have to wash it. Yeah I'm going to take it to work tonight to eat for lunch. Aj and his fucking tomato sauce, veggie cheese and tin foil bits on the bottom pizza. I know you fuckers are jealous........I cooked, bite me......L8er...Aj
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No weather is actually kind of soft for autumn...
Normally it rains here all the time round this time of year... Strange really, won't take long before this planet falls apart I guess...
A well, you'll make some extra money to have fun next week
So you're still mellow?
What did you need te antidepressants for anyway? You seemed kinda cool and layed back?