aikaterine

I just killed a big, big bug! Eep! Why are there wasplike bugs in my apartment in NOVEMBER?! arrr!

I just sat down with Beth and made a list of all the people I've been with. WHY YOU ASK? For kicks. Shits and giggles. You know. I realized that while my number is probably too high, it's not as bad as I thought it was.

YOU WANT TO KNOW NOW DON'T YOU! Tough shit. Fuck me and then maybe I'll tell you.