aiden

is that a zebre rug? i have that too!
....woah, i must be a boring person to be more interested in the rug than the lube

i once got lubed confused with aveeno medicated hand lotion...

lemme tell ya when its on your partners and your most sensitive of areas....it burns

thought i'd share my war story

PS: this is how part of the alphabet would look if the letters Q & R were eliminated