jail sucks ass.
so a friend of mine was doing time. in case you don't know, when you're in jail it's almost essential to have money on your books so you can buy hygiene products and food items. im a broke ass bitch cos i dont have a job so i had no way of putting money on my buddy's books.
a bag of Top tobacco costs me $2 but in jail it's worth about 50 bucks. well the idea is to throw it over the jail brick wall to a crew of inmates who then smuggle it into the facility and turn it over to my buddy. so what did i do? i did it.
here we go...
im walking down the main street where the jail's brick wall runs up against. im walking... im walking... i throw the bag over the wall and BAM i get busted. it turns out that the guy walking behind me was a cop on his way into work, in plain clothes.
the fuckin prick says that if its just tobacco in the bag and my record turns out to be clean he'd let me go with a "warning". well, my record is clean and it was only tobacco but he decided that he needed to go and clock in and when he came back outside he had 7 other fuckin pigs following him. now its a fuckin spectacle. they cuff me but only after the baraded me with questions trying to get me to rat out my friend in jail. Long story short is i ended up spending three lovely days in county in the IRC which is a 22-hour lockdown unit while i was facing a felony charge of "bringing in drugs/alcohol into jail facility" with a sentence of a year. yikes huh?
my 3rd day i went to court to see the judge and enter my plea but it was a dry run and i never got called into court. basically, they ran out of time file my case so the charges were dropped.
i repeat, jail sucks ass. it was a miserable time had by all.
you know, i knew the system was fucked... but you never REALLY know until you're in it.
i am fucking totally and utterly disgusted with the jail/prison system.
here is a few reasons why:
1) sleeping on concrete floors with no blanket or anything freezing your ass off in a holding cell packed to its maximum capacity with women.
2) no clocks anywhere so you never know what time it is.
3) bright ass tube lights on literally 24 hours a day. you're never in the dark.
4) underwear that comes up to your breasts.
5) fat free milk.
enough said, right?
FUCK ORANGE COUNTY JAIL
FUCK JAIL PERIOD
so a friend of mine was doing time. in case you don't know, when you're in jail it's almost essential to have money on your books so you can buy hygiene products and food items. im a broke ass bitch cos i dont have a job so i had no way of putting money on my buddy's books.
a bag of Top tobacco costs me $2 but in jail it's worth about 50 bucks. well the idea is to throw it over the jail brick wall to a crew of inmates who then smuggle it into the facility and turn it over to my buddy. so what did i do? i did it.
here we go...
im walking down the main street where the jail's brick wall runs up against. im walking... im walking... i throw the bag over the wall and BAM i get busted. it turns out that the guy walking behind me was a cop on his way into work, in plain clothes.
the fuckin prick says that if its just tobacco in the bag and my record turns out to be clean he'd let me go with a "warning". well, my record is clean and it was only tobacco but he decided that he needed to go and clock in and when he came back outside he had 7 other fuckin pigs following him. now its a fuckin spectacle. they cuff me but only after the baraded me with questions trying to get me to rat out my friend in jail. Long story short is i ended up spending three lovely days in county in the IRC which is a 22-hour lockdown unit while i was facing a felony charge of "bringing in drugs/alcohol into jail facility" with a sentence of a year. yikes huh?
my 3rd day i went to court to see the judge and enter my plea but it was a dry run and i never got called into court. basically, they ran out of time file my case so the charges were dropped.
i repeat, jail sucks ass. it was a miserable time had by all.
you know, i knew the system was fucked... but you never REALLY know until you're in it.
i am fucking totally and utterly disgusted with the jail/prison system.
here is a few reasons why:
1) sleeping on concrete floors with no blanket or anything freezing your ass off in a holding cell packed to its maximum capacity with women.
2) no clocks anywhere so you never know what time it is.
3) bright ass tube lights on literally 24 hours a day. you're never in the dark.
4) underwear that comes up to your breasts.
5) fat free milk.
enough said, right?
FUCK ORANGE COUNTY JAIL
FUCK JAIL PERIOD
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stainedecho:
Wow that sucks. Glad you're out and ok! 
dx927:
hey, that's what i'm good for but now you owe me tons of stuff lol j/k 
but now you owe me tons of stuff lol j/k