ahriman

Well, I went to visit my friend up that the new penitentiary in Lindsay. I took me two and half hours to get there, and when I did, I had to wait in line for an hour and ten to see him. But it all worked out, right?

His cell lockdown at 3:00pm. I walked through the metal detector at 3:02pm.

COP: I'm sorry sir, but his visiting hours for that particular cell block have just ended, you'll have to come back some other time.

ME: You couldn't have told me that before I took off my belt and shoes, and walked through the detector five times!?!?

Thanks for bupkis, ye fine folks at the Ontario correctional facilities.