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A is for age:] - 24

[B is for booze of choice:] - Kilkenny Draft

[C is for career:] - Inventory Clerk

[D is for your dad's name:] - Martin

[E is for essential items to bring to a party:] - The Happiness!

[F is for favorite song at the moment]- Whole Lotta Rosie- AC/DC

[G is for favorite game:] - Hockey

[H is for hometown:] - Keenansville Ont.

[I is for instruments you play:] - I used to play accordian & piano a bit.

[J is for jam or jelly you like:] - I'm kinda blaise about the whole Jam thing.

[K is for kids?] - no

[L is for last kiss:] - October

[M is for mom's names:] - Mala

[N is for name of your crush ] - I have two. One's name is Ashvini, and works upstairs from me at work. The other is here.

[O is for overnight hospital stays] - I've been to almost every major from St. Michaels downtown, all the way to Midland. At least 20.

[P is for phobias:] - Heights, being along FOREVER! ahhhhhhh.

[Q is for quotes you like] " Life is too important to be taken seriously" - Oscar Wilde

[R is for relationship that meant the most ] - How is anyone supposed to pick one?

[S is for snacks you like:] - Pringles Sour Cream & Onion.

[T is for time you wake up] - Mon-Fri 5:45am. Sat & Sun- Whenever

[U is for underwear:] - boxers

[V is for vegetable you love:] - Peas

[W is for weekend plans:] - Nothin.

[X is for x-rays you've had:] - Spinal column, heart, pancreas. That's all I can remember.

[Y is for yummy food you make:] - Ha, I can't make Kraft dinner well.

[Z is for zodiac sign:] - Leo & the Rooster.

[edited to add]

1. What is the middle name of the first person you ever slept with or had sex with?

Didn't have one.

2. What kind of underwear are you wearing and what color?

Gray Carolina Panther boxers

3. What is the song you want played at your funeral?

Ren & Stimpy "Happy, happy, joy, joy"

4. What would your last meal be before getting executed?

Perogies with Bacon, California Rolls with Wasabi, Goat Curry with Naan, and Marizpan cake from a german deli in TO.

5. Beatles or Stones?

How about neither?


6. If you HAD to pick one person on earth who should die, who would it be?

The person who made up this question. I don't like being told I HAVE to make those kinda decisions.



7. The person whose problems you would never want to hear again?

Honestly, just because she says them constantly, my mom.

8. What is the thing most important to you (physical) about the preferred sex?

I almost always notice the face first; the T&A usually follows quickly thereafter. In terms of importance, it's kind of a whole package kinda deal. I'm picky.

9. Do you secretly hate some of your friends but are too nice to reject them?

No

10. If you could have any super power what would it be?

The ability to heal anything.

11. Favorite hangover cure?

I haven't found one yet.

12. How many drinks does it take to get you drunk?

I used to be able to down a 40 of hard liquor by myself and be coherent. Since I started taking my seizure meds, I can't even get drunk before my stomach starts doing cartwheels.

13. Favorite Song Lyric?

"Why Can't I get, Just one Fuck, maybe it's got something to do with luck?"

14. Hair color you most like someone you're dating to have?

Does not matter at all.

15. If you had to be blind or deaf?
Deaf.

16. Do you have any psychiatric problems?

Psychiatry is not a science. It's a bunch of hooey .

17. Siblings that should go to rehab?
no one???

18. Least favorite month?
February

19. First movie you can remember seeing as a kid?

Spaceballs


20. Favorite person in the whole world?

I have no favourite single person.

21. When's the last time you went on a date?

Mid October

22. Do you like violent movies or dirty movies?

how about both. Sometimes together.

23. Fall or spring?

Spring

24. Person you most wish you hadn't made out with?

No one; I've never kissed anyone I didn't conciously want to.

25. If you are straight, what person of the same sex would you do it with?

err, John Cusack I guess.

26. Where do you want to live when you are old and brittle?

If I can classify myself as "brittle", then death please.

27. Who is the person or persons you can count on the most?

I dunno, my mum I suppose

28. If you could date any celebrity past or present, time and age who would it be?

Natalie Portman or Michelle Branch(stupid cradle robbing bass player)

29. What books have you pretended you've read?

None. A lot of these questions are silly.

30. What's a word you would use to describe your life?

Monotonous.

31. Favorite drinking game?

Moss Toss

32. What did you dream last night?

I don't remember my dreams.