I knew they were large, but I guess I've forgotten that they're also in charge. I believe they're teaching me a lesson. Respect the breasts, and they will respect your bank account. I'd like to know what I did to deserve this, really. I just bought about two hundred dollars worth of Victoria's Secret's finest structural support, in size 34DD, and after a month, I...
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I have no clue what inspired me to write an Easter poem. It could have been the happy delerium of another coming of the CADBURY CREME EGG!! 
Look up, Doom Cookie, Look up
Roll your basket past the candy aisle
and dispair...
Easter has arrived.
Marshmallow peeps
in rows, like troops;
they stare with soulless brown-dot eyes.
Herds of bunnies, plush and garish-
ribbon bows...
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Look up, Doom Cookie, Look up
Roll your basket past the candy aisle
and dispair...
Easter has arrived.
Marshmallow peeps
in rows, like troops;
they stare with soulless brown-dot eyes.
Herds of bunnies, plush and garish-
ribbon bows...
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colduglyone:
Happy Birthday!! Hope you have a good one tonite!!!
pureevull:
happy birthday 
Yet again, I have no voice. This is because I had a cold, and almost everytime that happens, part of the healing process evidently involves my vocal cords. It's really understandable this time, because a sore throat was a major part of the illness. Thankfully, when I lose my voice, most of the throat pain goes away for a while, so even though I'm a...
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fathomtalon:
Sorry you are voice-less. Just look stern, point, and stomp your feet. It may not work but it is worth a try. Have you read Micha yet? If not it is out and will give you something to do. 
[Edited on Mar 15, 2006 1:49PM]
[Edited on Mar 15, 2006 1:49PM]
Ok, it's not chocolate or sex, but I was so impressed that I had to post it immediately, and it's probably going into my side links soon. I was doing some research into a new carry revolver, because the carry gun I have now requires special ammo, and that means I have to buy lots of it if I want to range shoot, and I...
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drpirate:
Good advice!!!!!!!!!
Good advice!!!!!!!!!
fathomtalon:
Great site!
Well, I'm off to Chattacon! Wish me booze!
I'd say "luck", but I'm not supposed to do anything important at this one.
I'd say "luck", but I'm not supposed to do anything important at this one.
blyddyn:
Have a great time !
[Edited on Jan 22, 2006 10:26PM]
[Edited on Jan 22, 2006 10:26PM]
My yard looks somewhat like a wasteland to me. Not enough trees, and plants, and...stuff. I've also found that I don't like flat land, and I wish I knew this earlier, because it would have helped explain my mysterious dislike of certain places. If I can't see hills rising around me, it's just not home. Considering where I live now, I'm either going to just...
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whatagy:
I saw your post and found it unusual that you were looking for persimmons. I dont know if you have a Costco around close, but when I was in ours a few days ago they had persimmons the size of small tomatoes. Having had wild persimmon trees in my yard growing up I was amazed at their size.
As far as the pawpaw trees go I have only seen one myself, but I know there used to be some around where my parents grew up in Leoma TN.
As far as the pawpaw trees go I have only seen one myself, but I know there used to be some around where my parents grew up in Leoma TN.
Emotional blackmail for the elderly in a United of Omaha commercial. Have you seen the one where a nice, well-dressed young man says that caring parents don't want to saddle their grown children with their burial expenses and other debts. I don't mind a commercial that reminds people that they'll have "Final Expenses", but I wish they wouldn't stoop to suggest that if one of...
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Grrr... Does anyone else hate that fucking Comcast fan?!? 
I fell down the stairs. Not in a showy way, like in the movies, but my foot slipped on the top stair, and I went bumping down at least four of them on my ass. I had a difficult time for a few minutes after that, practicing some deep breathing exercises (it just SOUNDED like whimpering), and wondering what was left down there to break....
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I think I'll share a dream that I had recently, which was a rather sexual one. My dreams that involve sex (usually occurring during times when circumstances have limited the real thing), usually have stupid, transparent, porno-quality plots, and I notice that as I've gotten older, they've increased in frequency. That's not the odd thing, though. The other thing that's changed over the years is...
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blyddyn:
Laughter is the greatest aphrodisiac; we all need to laugh more....
a_vanity:
you should do another set angel!! 
All my peeps are in 'da house... The Shunned House!!! Muh-ha-ha!
Yet again, I heard a funny thing on television (yeah, go figure). By the by, I've just had a pleasant quantity of hard cider, so I may not be as coherent as I usually am. That's not saying much, really. Something like that. Anyway, this thing on TV. Yeah. So I'm watching a really...
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Yet again, I heard a funny thing on television (yeah, go figure). By the by, I've just had a pleasant quantity of hard cider, so I may not be as coherent as I usually am. That's not saying much, really. Something like that. Anyway, this thing on TV. Yeah. So I'm watching a really...
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I have a new catchphrase! Not really, but I'll use it if I can find a good reason. I was watching the show "Flip This House", which is one of those reality-tv things about renovation, and there was a scene where a woman was trying to decide on a color combination for the inside of the house. She asked the main builder for a second...
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ladyaurale:
I watch that show 
shamanwolf:
LMAO
I may join you in using that one, maybee together we can use it enuf to get it in the dictionary.
JD
I may join you in using that one, maybee together we can use it enuf to get it in the dictionary.
JD
And yes, I do buy all my wife's lingerie....