I've been writing... alot. I've been here all day. Need to sleep but can't stop.
I need more coffee. Or maybe less. Who knows. I've been home all day writing and drinking coffee. It's making me write in short, eclectic sentences.
Speaking of coffee, what the fuck is the deal with Starbucks? Is it their intention to make people who order coffee sound like pretentious douche bags? "Ooh-la-la! I'd like a venti half-caf no foam white chocolate latte." Take your stupid bullshit words and shove them up your ass, Starbucks!
I wouldn't be so mad if I could walk in and order some goddamn coffee and ask for a large. It would also be nice to not get some fucking look from the bitch running the register. There are three sizes! SMALL, MEDIUM, and LARGE!!! None of this bullshit "Tall, Grande, and Venti"! AHHHH!
Safeway in general pisses me off! Not only do I hate working there, I hate shopping there too! What the hell is the point of an express lane if you take every errant mother fucker that walks up with a cart full of groceries?
I can't walk in, pick up a Stuff magazine and a soda without standing in the fucking express lane behind some old bastard who is buying 30 cans of cat food for her 15 cats. Not to mention she has 20 other things to pay for and is wasting the time of everyone behind her!
If her cats could pray, they would be at this very moment. Why? Because their owner lives in some filthy house with cat feces, rarely feeds them, and she'll probably die unnoticed. Thus forcing the cats to eat her flesh until a neighbor complains of the smell coming from her house at which time the fire department or police will find her cat-eaten corpse rotting in her house.
Whew, take a deep breath.... calm down. Need some more coffee. Coffee. Caffine. Need it. Gotta keep writing. Need coffee.
I need more coffee. Or maybe less. Who knows. I've been home all day writing and drinking coffee. It's making me write in short, eclectic sentences.
Speaking of coffee, what the fuck is the deal with Starbucks? Is it their intention to make people who order coffee sound like pretentious douche bags? "Ooh-la-la! I'd like a venti half-caf no foam white chocolate latte." Take your stupid bullshit words and shove them up your ass, Starbucks!
I wouldn't be so mad if I could walk in and order some goddamn coffee and ask for a large. It would also be nice to not get some fucking look from the bitch running the register. There are three sizes! SMALL, MEDIUM, and LARGE!!! None of this bullshit "Tall, Grande, and Venti"! AHHHH!
Safeway in general pisses me off! Not only do I hate working there, I hate shopping there too! What the hell is the point of an express lane if you take every errant mother fucker that walks up with a cart full of groceries?
I can't walk in, pick up a Stuff magazine and a soda without standing in the fucking express lane behind some old bastard who is buying 30 cans of cat food for her 15 cats. Not to mention she has 20 other things to pay for and is wasting the time of everyone behind her!
If her cats could pray, they would be at this very moment. Why? Because their owner lives in some filthy house with cat feces, rarely feeds them, and she'll probably die unnoticed. Thus forcing the cats to eat her flesh until a neighbor complains of the smell coming from her house at which time the fire department or police will find her cat-eaten corpse rotting in her house.
Whew, take a deep breath.... calm down. Need some more coffee. Coffee. Caffine. Need it. Gotta keep writing. Need coffee.
thedarkness:
The reason I like Safeway is because of all the nice looking woman that work at the checkout and Starbucks; also I don't feel like driving across town to go to Albertsons.