Wow, its been a while since I've updated. Things suck now. For the past week I've been getting up at five, working eight hours and then going to school till nine in the evening. It might not seem like much but I've only been getting like four hours of sleep a night.
My classes are boring as hell. The only intresting one has been my creative writing class. I'll have to turn in projects every so often so I think I'll write an article for my first, a book review of sorts.
I started things off yesterday by selecting the finest possible source material... from the Salvation Army. Following the strictest guidelines, I chose five books based on what I could gather from the back cover. Out of pure coincidence, three out of the five are crazy religous books on self-help or conspiracy theories on how atheists are destroying their wonderful christian world.
The first book, Aim For The Children, initially gave me the impression that it was some guidebook to incorporating children and God into your Deliverance-esque deer hunting trips. What I actually read on the back was just as insane though.
According to the author, all the evil people who don't believe in Jesus are intentionally keeping our nation's children dumb as hell in the hopes of moving towards a secular society full of whores, drugs, single-spouse marriages, and science. In addition to the author's lack of mentioned education, it says the six reasons for writing the book are his six grandchildren.
Now I like boobs, but I don't think thats a justifiable reason to write a conspiracy theory of government sactioned mass hypnosis through cybernetic fun bags. Or maybe it is.
One of the other books is Secrets About Men Every Woman Should Know. The writer of this book is actually a PhD. so there's at least a small amount of credibility. Even though I haven't read it yet, I have one problem with the book. The secrets women should know about men occupy some strange alternate universe where only 280 pages can hold them all.
Think about it. Do it. Are there really that many secrets? No, there are not. I could fit everything that women need to know about men on about 6 index cards. On the other side of the argument however, I must admit that I want to sleep with Dr. Barbara, the author. She's pretty hot.
My classes are boring as hell. The only intresting one has been my creative writing class. I'll have to turn in projects every so often so I think I'll write an article for my first, a book review of sorts.
I started things off yesterday by selecting the finest possible source material... from the Salvation Army. Following the strictest guidelines, I chose five books based on what I could gather from the back cover. Out of pure coincidence, three out of the five are crazy religous books on self-help or conspiracy theories on how atheists are destroying their wonderful christian world.
The first book, Aim For The Children, initially gave me the impression that it was some guidebook to incorporating children and God into your Deliverance-esque deer hunting trips. What I actually read on the back was just as insane though.
According to the author, all the evil people who don't believe in Jesus are intentionally keeping our nation's children dumb as hell in the hopes of moving towards a secular society full of whores, drugs, single-spouse marriages, and science. In addition to the author's lack of mentioned education, it says the six reasons for writing the book are his six grandchildren.
Now I like boobs, but I don't think thats a justifiable reason to write a conspiracy theory of government sactioned mass hypnosis through cybernetic fun bags. Or maybe it is.
One of the other books is Secrets About Men Every Woman Should Know. The writer of this book is actually a PhD. so there's at least a small amount of credibility. Even though I haven't read it yet, I have one problem with the book. The secrets women should know about men occupy some strange alternate universe where only 280 pages can hold them all.
Think about it. Do it. Are there really that many secrets? No, there are not. I could fit everything that women need to know about men on about 6 index cards. On the other side of the argument however, I must admit that I want to sleep with Dr. Barbara, the author. She's pretty hot.
I could probably write the secrets about my husband on 1 index card.