I am swimming in vaccines. My arms ache a little, and I'm worrying that they'll go weird and manky and my tattoos, specifically the Hedy Lamarr one, are going to be ruined.
Confession.
I am a tiny bit sexist. This is why.
Girl: What's that?
Me: It's a drum machine.
Girl: Where are the sticks?
Confession.
I am a tiny bit sexist. This is why.
Girl: What's that?
Me: It's a drum machine.
Girl: Where are the sticks?
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Sister: Where?!?