agentblack

This is my new dog Scrap. She is intrepid.



Note the cat and his attitude of disdain and bafflement.



See this? You know when some crazy old bag witters on about how smart her dogs are, and how they understand every word she says? LIES. Mine are idiots. If they were that smart they would have opposable thumbs and social conventions that elimated the need to sniff at their hind quarters at regular intervals