Conversation went something like;
"What've you done to your lovely hair!?"
"I know! It's brilliant isn't it! I look tasty!"
"You look like a Thug!"
"Yeah! Tasty!"
I'm going to break somethings down for people.
Whining About Chavs
Stop it. Just, Stop it. I sympathise with people who live in shitty areas with high crime and disaffected teenage populations. BUT - Moaning about Chavs will make me gently switch off from your opinions and file you in the "WANKER" box.
Let me explain why.
1# It makes you look so very deeply, deeply inadequate. "Oh, those kids really annoyed me! I'm going to complain about it on the internet!" Go you.
2# Be Aware - Getting all pissy just because some kid on the bus wears a tracksuit and plays with a mobile phone -
- makes you no better than the pricks that gave you a hard time in school because you wore mascara and listened to Tool. EVOLVE. If this is too much for you, may I suggest that you start buying the daily mail, so the rest of us can easily identify you as a miserable sod.
3# An important developmental milestone for children occurs at around about age four, when the child will realise that other humans do not share the same world view, wants or needs as her.
Can you see the point I'm making here? Don't make me spell it out.
4# This is Matt. He is lovely and handsome, but hasn't got a girl. Which is a good way to prove that the universe is an unfair place.
Matt said this:
I have nothing against poor people, i have plenty against people who decide that a road of education and hard work isnt for them so they decide to coast along on benefits and menial jobs, then decide to take out they empty feeling of an un-fufilled life out on people who want to better themselves. they smoke on buses, play loud music, have no respect for property or people in most situations in life because they feel society owes them something. society gave you an opportunity to better yourself through education, but no, sucking Damo next to the long jump pit sounded like the better option didnt it?
fuckers.
This is the right way to slag Chavs. He makes a specific point, argues it well, and is also, and most important, HE IS WITTY.
Witty, and Tall. Ladies, Pay attention. He won't stay single for ever.
THE WRONG WAY
the chavs and their spawn, good god, they sit up the back and yell at their kids and have conversations about utter rubbish. Sterilise the lot of them I say 
HA! it's okay, it sounds like she's advocating the sterilising of an arbitary group of people, which is obviously stupid and wrong, but she put a smiley face at the end! What a card! That makes it OK!
Ahhh... Sarcasm.
I agree with you and what 'tron said- it's not chavs, it's just idiots. some people are idiots, well quite a few people, and they're from all different backgrounds. idiots can't be pigeonholed, they just exist EVERYWHERE. i'm probably one of them, and it's just the way things go. I see no point in slagging off large groups of people because it's generalising and i don't like to generalise.