agentblack

Let's talk about my profile...

MEMBER SINCE: April 2004

Has it actually been that long? Two years? TWO YEARS? What the hell have I been doing with my life? Damn I'm a bum..

AGE: 24 (Dec 05, 1981)

I used to be so young... This actually bothers me massively. By the time my mum was this age, she'd already had me and my brother and was raising us in the traditional method; plenty of food, plenty of sleep, judicious amounts of brutality.

I'm not saying that having kids was what she wanted to do (fun fact - My mum is majorly Pro-Abortion, now. And who can blame her?) but she did at least have a purpose to her life, and a stable relationship.

I'm just a massive whore, with no real idea of what I want to do with my life.

GENDER: Male

So, so male. Poisonously so.

LOCATION: United Kingdom

Specifically, Essex, God's Own County.

HOMETOWN: Romford

Not strictly true. I was born there, so it still counts. Where I live is a closely guarded secret, because I'm scared people will come round my house and try to beat me up.

SIGN: No U-turn

Ha, do you see what I did, I used a road sign, instead of a star sign.HAHAHAHA. Damn I'm funny.

OCCUPATION: Tatooed Bad Boy

I've mispelt "tattooed". That's embarrassing... How long has that been like that? Damn I'm stupid

STATS: Almost Solvent

I'm still mostly skint though. Curses. Anyone got any other statistics about me they'd like to see up here? Number of rabbits run other? Total hours spent in shower? Average number of weetabix consumed in a month?

BODY MODS: Tats

I have tattoos. Tattoos are ace. fairly self explanatory this one. Moving on...

FAVORITE BANDS: I could make a list of everything I listen to, but I'm essentially a lazy sod. I can guarantee you that I'm skillo cool

Yeah. I also think it's really tedious/meaningless when people list their favourite bands, because of smacks of people trying to shore up their false credibility.

Another point, quick show of hands, who actually gives a shit what kind of music another person likes? Does it make any bearing at all on your relationship with them? I like the work Kelly Clarkson - Nothing to do with how she looks in jeans, honest - Does anyone not want to be my friend?

FAVORITE FILMS: Macho Choice: Die Hard. Secret Favourite: Breakfast at Tiffanys.

I've been thinking about changing this for a while, because I think everyone has cottoned onto the fact that I'm a mass of contradictions. At the moment I'm really into Studio Ghibli Films, which HMV are selling. Everyone get into Studio Ghibli films, they're ace.


FAVORITE BOOKS: Currently Reading: London Orbital by Iain Sinclair

Shockingly, I'm still reading this, because it's so dense and packed with infomation and written with such rare talent and skill that it has a weird and hypnagogic effect on my simian brain when I read it, and sends me into a bit of a trance.
As a result, I've been reading this in fits and starts, where as I generally shoot through a book in a day or two.

I've been reading other stuff, but this still stands out.

Everyone should read this book, espcially people living in or around London. It's ace

FAVORITE TV SHOWS: The Shield, Family Guy, Banzai, Invader Zim, Samurai Jack

Yeah, those are all good.

FAVORITE ARTISTS: Raymond Pettibon

Ah man, I could talk about him all day. An ex girlfriend showed me some of his stuff, because she tought I'd like him. She was so right. He expresses a rarely seen facet of fractured and brusied, vulnerable masculinity, and also the alienating, callous side of modern society.

VICES: Weights, Driving Fast, Astonishing Arrogance, near-Toxic levels of narcissism, reliance on the George Foreman lean mean grilling machine, massive paranoia

Yeah.

CURRENT CRUSH: No One. Anywhere, Ever.

This may not strictly be true. I'm a fickle bastard.

INTO: Dancing like a fool, getting impressed by my friends, reading books in one hit, talking about books, planning which cities I want to see next.

Yeah

MOST HUMBLING MOMENT: Setting myself on fire was pretty shit...

This is one of my best stories ever. I will not tell it here.

5 ITEMS I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT: Weights, Fridge, iPod, Trainers, Cartoons

Actually, my iPod's battery is fucked and I can't afford to get it repaired, so I have been living without it. I'm SO FUCKING HARD.

MAKES ME HAPPY: Lifting Lots of Weights, Fresh White Trainers, Flirting, Italian Food, Hot Tubs

Also, my cat. Evil litle sod

MAKES ME SAD: Empty Fridge. Lack of Hot Tub

I'm starving, now I think of it... Better wrap this up quick, House is on Telly as well.

CURRENT THOUGHTS ON SG: I like it

Yeah, it's good. I won't say I love it, because I'm opposed to exaggerated displays. I like it less for the Pretty! Girls, and more for the people I've met through it to be honest. You're all Ace.

Except for Ben, Never Ben.