Reason Why
CreamyGoodness is Ace on Toast
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Session Start (jericho_blane@hotmail.com:Ben): Wed Mar 29 21:10:54 2006
[21:11] We're Young, We're Fit, We Do Our Own Stunts: Ahoy Roistering Ben! Fetch fresh cabin boys, we voyage for adventure at Dawn!
[21:12] Ben: There be a blood dawn this morn' cap'n. I don't like it, in all me years on the seas I never did see a dawn so portentous and plain evil-lookin'
[21:13] We're Young, We're Fit, We Do Our Own Stunts: Enough of your idle chattering Bo'sun, and get that damn monkey of yours away from my hat. Some where on the Isle Of Tiera Maderosa, There's a fortune in cursed Aztec Gold, and I intend to lay my hands on it...
[21:14] Ben: Surely ye does not mean the fabled lost buillion of Sideways Pete McGinty, most fearsome privateer who ever sailed these waters?
[21:15] We're Young, We're Fit, We Do Our Own Stunts: I do indeed, that pox ridden cur played me for a fool in a game of Gin Rummy. 'Tis only right I repay his knavery by filching the treasure he lost upon the reefs of the Black Straits
[21:17] Ben: By the Red Reefs of Santa Quistadore Cap'n, ye be the craziest sea-dog I ever did sail with. It's times like these that make me feel like I be a youngster again
[21:20] We're Young, We're Fit, We Do Our Own Stunts: HaHaHa! You're right! Buy up as much rum as you can for the voyage, the crew will need to be dead drunk the entire voyage if they're not to mutiny when they find out our destination - No man's come away alive from Tiera Maderosa in living memory - The old Sea Dogs say the islands cursed...
[21:23] Ben: Aye, that they do, haunted by the spirit of Sideways Pete's old crew, who he slaughtered as they lay passed-out drunk so as to keep his haul a secret. They say you can still hear their cries echo round the isle 'I'll get you yet you lopsided bastard' they say.
[21:24] We're Young, We're Fit, We Do Our Own Stunts: true pirates all of them, foul mouthed and blasphemous even in death, fair brings a tear to the eye... But to business! We'll need to move quick, word amongst the tavern harlots is that Our old Sparring partner Admiral Gauscony is on our trail
[21:26] Ben: Oh no Cap'n! I'll be a drink-addled babe suckling at the teat of a dried-out old bordello wench afore I let that foppish dandy beat us to the plunder! I'll have the crew in from their cups in an hour!
[21:28] We're Young, We're Fit, We Do Our Own Stunts: That's the spirit! I shall return at midnight, I have an appointment to keep with the Governers Daughter. The
fair Lady Mattherly will succumb to my advances tonight, or I'm not Handsome Black Peter! Ha Ha! A pox on Jealous husbands and old Fathers!
[21:30] Ben: Be careful this time Cap'n, we can ill-afford to be chased out o' port by the Governor's guards again
[21:31] We're Young, We're Fit, We Do Our Own Stunts: Hush, you nag like an old maid, And restrain your damn simian, I'll not have my gambit ruined by the stench of monkey!
[21:33] Ben: 'Eee's only bein' friendly cap'n. 'sides, if it weren't for 'im you'd never 'ave been able to return the fair ladies necklaceto her, woudl you?
[21:34] We're Young, We're Fit, We Do Our Own Stunts: It is the defining tragedy of our lives that we will never terroize the spainish main
