Paul's Day, in List form.
Things that are life affirming:
1# Being woken by tiny puppy dog. Bless you, you hairy little thing. Now get out of my room.
2# Falling down the stairs. Not an embarrassing stumble, A full on, running in a hurry, make a full on mis-step into dreadful empty air and plummet, rolling a screaming to the cold hard ground.
And yet I still Live. In your face, brush with death!
3# Bananas. Like sweet tasting bendy spuds. All Hail.
Things that I wish could be different.
1#
Ah... Lara Flynn Boyle. Why can'y you be my freaky obsessive ex? You could buy me a gun rack and everything. Things would be good then. You'd tell me that If I wasn't careful, I'd lose you, and I'd say, "are you mental? We broke up."
But then I'd think that hey, maybe I misjudged you, I'd appreciate the thought behind a gun rack, and who cares if I don't own A gun, let alone a number of guns that would require me to have a gun rack.
Maybe that'd set a man to thinking abvout what's important in life, and I'd realise that a sweet woman who'd buy a man a gun rack, that's a woman worth hanging on for.
Because you're Lara Flynn Boyle.
2# Dinosaurs. Why can't they still walk the earth? We must turn to science to amend the heinous lack of Dinosaurs in modern life.
Favourite New Annoying habit
TALKING FRENCH.
It allows me to be surly, in a darkly handsome and vaguely arrogant fashion. I have already perfected the disdainful shrug, and have bothered a pretty! girl with Gallic arrogance and jealousy in text form.
List Ends.
Things that are life affirming:
1# Being woken by tiny puppy dog. Bless you, you hairy little thing. Now get out of my room.
2# Falling down the stairs. Not an embarrassing stumble, A full on, running in a hurry, make a full on mis-step into dreadful empty air and plummet, rolling a screaming to the cold hard ground.
And yet I still Live. In your face, brush with death!
3# Bananas. Like sweet tasting bendy spuds. All Hail.
Things that I wish could be different.
1#
Ah... Lara Flynn Boyle. Why can'y you be my freaky obsessive ex? You could buy me a gun rack and everything. Things would be good then. You'd tell me that If I wasn't careful, I'd lose you, and I'd say, "are you mental? We broke up."
But then I'd think that hey, maybe I misjudged you, I'd appreciate the thought behind a gun rack, and who cares if I don't own A gun, let alone a number of guns that would require me to have a gun rack.
Maybe that'd set a man to thinking abvout what's important in life, and I'd realise that a sweet woman who'd buy a man a gun rack, that's a woman worth hanging on for.
Because you're Lara Flynn Boyle.
2# Dinosaurs. Why can't they still walk the earth? We must turn to science to amend the heinous lack of Dinosaurs in modern life.
Favourite New Annoying habit
TALKING FRENCH.
It allows me to be surly, in a darkly handsome and vaguely arrogant fashion. I have already perfected the disdainful shrug, and have bothered a pretty! girl with Gallic arrogance and jealousy in text form.
List Ends.
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tsui:
hahah I get you. I find that when I trip up the stairs it is merely a break from the monotony of escalator rides. I didnt fall you know.
johnnyforeigner:
God, I wish I had a dog. I'd call it Dave. I may be repeating myelf here 