I read a whole book in one day today.
FEAR MY RELENTLESS GENIUS.
Other cool things I've discovered today.
A black hoody I've got, although it's a size too small for me, makes me look like Darth Maul when I put the hood up. Go Team Sith.
I am king of all night gaming. None can stand before me. I don't play particulary well mind you, butt still...
"But Paul!" You cry, your upturned faces sparkling with joy, "What else have you been doing with the day?"
Mostly, looking at my dad as he happily eats cereal on the sofa and makes another deposit at the Bank of Gut.
That and feeling the fear, as I contemplate my dark genetic legacy, wishing that the gym was open.
Luckily I take after my mum, who is tall and thin. But this means I've probably inherited the unholy rage that could crack skies and extinguish suns.
Happy New Year!
FEAR MY RELENTLESS GENIUS.
Other cool things I've discovered today.
A black hoody I've got, although it's a size too small for me, makes me look like Darth Maul when I put the hood up. Go Team Sith.
I am king of all night gaming. None can stand before me. I don't play particulary well mind you, butt still...
"But Paul!" You cry, your upturned faces sparkling with joy, "What else have you been doing with the day?"
Mostly, looking at my dad as he happily eats cereal on the sofa and makes another deposit at the Bank of Gut.
That and feeling the fear, as I contemplate my dark genetic legacy, wishing that the gym was open.
Luckily I take after my mum, who is tall and thin. But this means I've probably inherited the unholy rage that could crack skies and extinguish suns.
Happy New Year!
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noir:
Aww...I suppose you could keep it. But only if you use all of the gold in the whole world to build it so that I never have to see any again. Unless I go to the island of the slaves. And I would never do that.
noir:
So are we at war again, then? I get the black and platinum armour.