Hold the fucking phone.
I've found the saddest thing on the internet.
That's 'sad' as in 'heart break', as in 'emo', as in 'weeping into your pillow at night full of regret and bitter memories'.
Try and beat that. I dares yah.
I can feel my brain seething. I believe I might start writing again in the next few days, after the horror show of november.
That or I've got a tumour. Place your bets.
I've found the saddest thing on the internet.
That's 'sad' as in 'heart break', as in 'emo', as in 'weeping into your pillow at night full of regret and bitter memories'.
Try and beat that. I dares yah.
I can feel my brain seething. I believe I might start writing again in the next few days, after the horror show of november.
That or I've got a tumour. Place your bets.
johnnyforeigner:
Maybe it's both a tumour and a need to start writing. Like in The Dark Half. You're not being stalked by your stillborn identical twin brother, are you?
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