HEY_MCFLY latest post of torment has stirred the last vestiges of pity and compassion in my black twisted heart.
He's a goodlooking and funny/charming chap, and deserves a girl that reflects and complements that.
There fore, I propose that we form a sexy ninja team to descend upon his hometown and perform a team stupid make over to find him that lady.
I will be the personal trainer one, who will get him studly, manly and buff. We're talking six pack city.
But having a body like sex-jesus is not enough. We need other members for this team.
Gimme a shout out if you wanna volunteer. We'll be like Dirrrrty Dozen (only, you know, there won't be twelve of us.)
State your name, the role you will play in the sexy makeover of our boy, and the type of lady you think will suit him best.
He's a goodlooking and funny/charming chap, and deserves a girl that reflects and complements that.
There fore, I propose that we form a sexy ninja team to descend upon his hometown and perform a team stupid make over to find him that lady.
I will be the personal trainer one, who will get him studly, manly and buff. We're talking six pack city.
But having a body like sex-jesus is not enough. We need other members for this team.
Gimme a shout out if you wanna volunteer. We'll be like Dirrrrty Dozen (only, you know, there won't be twelve of us.)
State your name, the role you will play in the sexy makeover of our boy, and the type of lady you think will suit him best.
VIEW 8 of 8 COMMENTS
It's a good plan, hope it goes well.