Goddamn, daytime TV is shit!
Between Trisha and fuckin' Bargain Hunt I think im begining to loose the will to live! On the flip side, I did get to see a couple of episodes of The A Team!
Damn, I forgot how good that program was! They made this big ass armour plated van/truck thing from nothing more than an old shed and some sticky-back plastic. "I aint gettin' on no makeshift, armour plated, Blue Peter made van fool!"
From what I could understand they were trying to protect some villagers from a load of Hell's Angels. Im not sure who they were but one dude had a flame thrower!
Then this got me thinking. They're a weird concept aint they. Think about it. The fact that we actully have flame throwers means that, at some point in history some guy said to himself: "Gee, Ild sure like to set those people on fire over there. But Im just not close enough to get the job done." ...Strange that 
So, The A Team finished and was once again, bored out of my mind. So after wandering around the house looking for something to eat for about 45 minutes I decided it would be wise to steal my moms car. Well, noone was in and im starving. So im driving to Si's with the full intention of taking eveything from his fridge when this shitty little Nissan Micra pulls out infront of me. Now this asshole's driving at like 25 mph!
So im tailgating this dick, wishing I was in a rented car so I could just bash him into 3rd, pay the excess insurence and be done with it. Then I notice...I cant even see a head!... In all my driving experience ive come to realise theres a few kinda people do DONT wanna get stuck behind. Basicly anyone ssssssssssssssssssssslow. Now there 2 types of people you have to look out for in this catagory.
Firstly, anyone who's head you can see in the car at all. Any 4ft woman in a Volvo Estate is certain death. Sorry, but im not fuckin' with a ghost car!
Second, any guy over 70, wearing a checkered hat... I usually pull over and get the bus at this point.
Luckly for me, this guy fell neatly into both. *sigh* So after what felt like an eternity being stuck behind an extra from 'Last of The Summer Wine' I decided I HAVE to get around this guy. I may have to die, but I gotta get round this guy!
So 10 mins and a near miss with a tractor later I get to Si's. Let myself in. Steal the contence of the firdge. Wrap all his shoes in tinfoil. Put them in the fridge. And go home.
Then that brings me here. Once again, bored.
Please help me someone!
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Between Trisha and fuckin' Bargain Hunt I think im begining to loose the will to live! On the flip side, I did get to see a couple of episodes of The A Team!
Damn, I forgot how good that program was! They made this big ass armour plated van/truck thing from nothing more than an old shed and some sticky-back plastic. "I aint gettin' on no makeshift, armour plated, Blue Peter made van fool!"
From what I could understand they were trying to protect some villagers from a load of Hell's Angels. Im not sure who they were but one dude had a flame thrower!
Then this got me thinking. They're a weird concept aint they. Think about it. The fact that we actully have flame throwers means that, at some point in history some guy said to himself: "Gee, Ild sure like to set those people on fire over there. But Im just not close enough to get the job done." ...Strange that
So, The A Team finished and was once again, bored out of my mind. So after wandering around the house looking for something to eat for about 45 minutes I decided it would be wise to steal my moms car. Well, noone was in and im starving. So im driving to Si's with the full intention of taking eveything from his fridge when this shitty little Nissan Micra pulls out infront of me. Now this asshole's driving at like 25 mph!
So im tailgating this dick, wishing I was in a rented car so I could just bash him into 3rd, pay the excess insurence and be done with it. Then I notice...I cant even see a head!... In all my driving experience ive come to realise theres a few kinda people do DONT wanna get stuck behind. Basicly anyone ssssssssssssssssssssslow. Now there 2 types of people you have to look out for in this catagory.
Firstly, anyone who's head you can see in the car at all. Any 4ft woman in a Volvo Estate is certain death. Sorry, but im not fuckin' with a ghost car!
Second, any guy over 70, wearing a checkered hat... I usually pull over and get the bus at this point.
Luckly for me, this guy fell neatly into both. *sigh* So after what felt like an eternity being stuck behind an extra from 'Last of The Summer Wine' I decided I HAVE to get around this guy. I may have to die, but I gotta get round this guy!
So 10 mins and a near miss with a tractor later I get to Si's. Let myself in. Steal the contence of the firdge. Wrap all his shoes in tinfoil. Put them in the fridge. And go home.
Then that brings me here. Once again, bored.
Please help me someone!
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I havent heard form u in a while
Am i not good enough to be ur friend any more
lol
Yer day time tv fucking sucks- just stay in bed all day and become a walker of the night
xoxoxoxo
ps got any post cards yet :p