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Holy fuck, what time is it?... Damn, I havent seen daylight in 3 days! What the fuck is all that about?

Ahhhhhhhhhh, and my head hurts.

Its not easy being an alcoholic you know! Seriously, the day's way too short...Damn, I need a drink.

So, what have I been upto I hear you ask?... HA, bugger all! Well, thats not entirly true. Blagged my way out on Friday, bearing in mind im skint... So yes, be impressed, be very impressed! It was'nt too bad, though me, Dean and Mark did spend over 2 drunken hours making up an alternitive to 'paper, scissors, stone' called 'rock, metal, rap' ... Now, Im no rocket surgeon and its not the hardest game in the world but Im still not clear on the rules, so ill get back to you all on that one. Cant really remember alot about being out come to think about it, I know there was a girl with 32 FF boobs (because she told me and I touched them) and Dean and Mark were winding me up something blind. They told me they wanted a picture of me so they could flog my hat on Ebay saying it was Ian Watkins's...
...Bastards...
There was a bit of a rumble on the way out too as some punk guy, was sparked by some other punk. I stood in awe as he got punched, then before he hit the deck he took another blow right between the eyes... It was pretty comical to tell the truth. Well, I was pissing myself anyway. Now all you, fuckin' passiphists are proberly going "Oh, thats just awful!" about now. Well, fuck you, it was funny and looked like something out of a Jackie Chan film Besides, if you think that was bad, outside was a whole lot funnier! When Dean and Mark kicked off with some random arrogant prick who was trying to start a fight between two girls. Now you have to remember Dean has A.D.D so when he gets pissed off, run for the fuckin' hills my friend! Geez, I had to dance to calm him down. ...Yeah I wish I had'nt done that...Infront of all those people ...Shit.
...Yeah, lets pretend that didnt happen. Anyway, about 10 mins later that dickhead of a punk that was belted inside ran up and punched one of the girls. By this time I was cold and bored of watching so I slyly joined in.
I say slyly, I actully head butted him and kicked him in the face. Still, the blood on my converse looks pretty cool.

Oh, Si clames he encountered a mirical... He was dying for a piss so went upside a church. So, he's there doing his part, he looks up and appologise to God. Then looks down...and voila! Theres a drain!...
...yeah, Im not buying this either. Well, my actual words were "Holy shit man, phone the fuckin' Vatican!" He's sticking by the 'mirical story though. Mind you it is pretty funny watching peoples faces when he tells them.

Ive decided Im going to try fuck the government over and try and get am much 'jobseekers allowence' as possible so later on im going to shoot myself in the hand. Trust me, this will work.
Either that, or it will go down in history next to the light bulbs in Simons mircowave stunt. Im not sure.
...God, Im short on things to do Yeah, while im on about things to do: Thank you to none of you bastards who didnt offer to sleep with me! Cheers! ...lol Looks like ill be chalking my own cue tonite...