So last night Caryn, Desireah, Jason, Mike and Jeannie all went out to Club Ozz last night. For those of you who aren't in the know of the pitiful Huntsville club scene, Ozz is one of the few Gay Clubs here. To mark the occassion, which isn't all that special because I find myself being dragged to Ozz and Upscales all the time, I wore my hooker boots.
Some guys were trying to hit on me a few times I think, but per usual Caryn was being all lovey on me between searching for her "mysterious lesbian" so they kinda got the message that I wasn't gay.
I really hope that we get the show down in Tampa, because if we do I want to go see a drag show...a REAL drag show. Not the pitiful thing that they put on at Ozz every week. I really don't want to see Tiera Stone bare her manboob a-la Lil' Kim again (and believe me, Tiera is a big girl so it looks "real"). I also never want to have to see Miss Stone performing with a hard-on again...*shudders*. Now that I've given you all that wonderful imagery I think I'll get myself another cup of joe.
Some guys were trying to hit on me a few times I think, but per usual Caryn was being all lovey on me between searching for her "mysterious lesbian" so they kinda got the message that I wasn't gay.
I really hope that we get the show down in Tampa, because if we do I want to go see a drag show...a REAL drag show. Not the pitiful thing that they put on at Ozz every week. I really don't want to see Tiera Stone bare her manboob a-la Lil' Kim again (and believe me, Tiera is a big girl so it looks "real"). I also never want to have to see Miss Stone performing with a hard-on again...*shudders*. Now that I've given you all that wonderful imagery I think I'll get myself another cup of joe.
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jason:
thanks for being the best band ive never heard. build a bytch water site godammit.
afromunkee:
I am in the process of building the site http://www.bytchwater.com but I keep getting sidetracked by work and my roommate...who for some reason wants the house clean...what's up with that?