i NEVER remember my dreams...so why the fuck did i remember this one???
ok.. the setting is a fishing boat like the one in Jaws. i am busy pulling in the nets onto the back of the boat and there are lots of fish etc etc. so i bend over to grab the nets, and i get plumbers crack, at that moment this FLYING INSECT flies right into my crack and up my asshole, embedding its entire body up my chocolate starfish. i start FREAKING the fuck out, running around the boat with my hand down the back of my pants, trying to pull the insect out of my ass!
so while i'm running around still grabbing at my ass, when somehow ANOTHER FLYING INSECT flies up my ass! so now i have TWO insects up my ass! fuck! so now i am freaking out even more, desperately tryinh to pluck the little buggers out of my hole. i then go inside the boat and see this mirror, i bend over and look at my ass in the mirror and see that a little bit of insect leg sticking out. so i reach-around and grab the legs and pull the first bug out. it staring flying around again, but i chase it down and manage to squish it. i go back to the mirror and yank the second bug out, which also flies around frantically before i squish it too. i am then super relieved and take a closer look at the bugs and see that they are kinda blue/green caterpillars with long legs and wings....eeeew. [end of dream sequence]
man. what the fuck is wrong with me?
anyway, its super busy at the shop....viva la tax returns! so i have gone back to working six days a week. ouch.
ok.. the setting is a fishing boat like the one in Jaws. i am busy pulling in the nets onto the back of the boat and there are lots of fish etc etc. so i bend over to grab the nets, and i get plumbers crack, at that moment this FLYING INSECT flies right into my crack and up my asshole, embedding its entire body up my chocolate starfish. i start FREAKING the fuck out, running around the boat with my hand down the back of my pants, trying to pull the insect out of my ass!
so while i'm running around still grabbing at my ass, when somehow ANOTHER FLYING INSECT flies up my ass! so now i have TWO insects up my ass! fuck! so now i am freaking out even more, desperately tryinh to pluck the little buggers out of my hole. i then go inside the boat and see this mirror, i bend over and look at my ass in the mirror and see that a little bit of insect leg sticking out. so i reach-around and grab the legs and pull the first bug out. it staring flying around again, but i chase it down and manage to squish it. i go back to the mirror and yank the second bug out, which also flies around frantically before i squish it too. i am then super relieved and take a closer look at the bugs and see that they are kinda blue/green caterpillars with long legs and wings....eeeew. [end of dream sequence]
man. what the fuck is wrong with me?
anyway, its super busy at the shop....viva la tax returns! so i have gone back to working six days a week. ouch.
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n:
thank you. cool name, btw.
tara81:
HAHAHA, and you know what? That is only one room in the house! Can you imagine what the rest looks like 