i love sundays cos its when i go food shopping and i binge on all overly-priced vegan food that i buy, so i am super full right now. the next couple of days i eat like a kiiiiing, and then starve for the rest of the week until sunday comes round again. etc etc
i am glad that i don't eat meat, otherwise all the artificially inseminated hormones contained in red meat would cause my violent tendencies to overun my self-control and i would have to put that stupid fucking idiot in the fucking hospital. "but i am trying real hard to be the shepherd"
anyway, on a lighter note...
how many tattoo artists does it take to change a light bulb?
none, make the fucking piercer do it! ha!
music suggestion of the week: opeth - "my arms, your hearse"
i am glad that i don't eat meat, otherwise all the artificially inseminated hormones contained in red meat would cause my violent tendencies to overun my self-control and i would have to put that stupid fucking idiot in the fucking hospital. "but i am trying real hard to be the shepherd"
anyway, on a lighter note...
how many tattoo artists does it take to change a light bulb?
none, make the fucking piercer do it! ha!
music suggestion of the week: opeth - "my arms, your hearse"
clara:
Thankee!