Okay, so yesterday.....
John and I went to goodwill, and I had to piss like a racehorse. No joke. 3 root beer mugs in an hour does that to me. So, at goodwill I go to use their bathroom....and the toilet seat was SOAKED in urine. I mean, if it was just a few drops I would have wiped it off and gone pee anyway, but no, it was like a fucking river on the toilet seat. So I opted not to go there, and waited till we got to the fabric store. While there, I had to fight my way through construction to get to the bathroom, which looked like it hadnt been used since the 60's. I proceeded to "go", just pee mind you, and the damn thing floods when I flush it. I mean, not a little water on the floor kind of thing, it was like a fucking tsunami. I had to run out before washing my hands to avoid getting soaked.
Needless to say, I didnt tell them it was me, and I left as soon as I bought my new flooring and curtains for my van.
When ya gotta go ya gotta go right? RIGHT?
Oh, and work transferred me to a new store, starting tomorrow, so I will have a brand new set of cocksuckers to deal with. No biggie.
I picked up a second job again, THIS ONE is a keeper.
How's everyone else doing out there?
John and I went to goodwill, and I had to piss like a racehorse. No joke. 3 root beer mugs in an hour does that to me. So, at goodwill I go to use their bathroom....and the toilet seat was SOAKED in urine. I mean, if it was just a few drops I would have wiped it off and gone pee anyway, but no, it was like a fucking river on the toilet seat. So I opted not to go there, and waited till we got to the fabric store. While there, I had to fight my way through construction to get to the bathroom, which looked like it hadnt been used since the 60's. I proceeded to "go", just pee mind you, and the damn thing floods when I flush it. I mean, not a little water on the floor kind of thing, it was like a fucking tsunami. I had to run out before washing my hands to avoid getting soaked.
Needless to say, I didnt tell them it was me, and I left as soon as I bought my new flooring and curtains for my van.
When ya gotta go ya gotta go right? RIGHT?
Oh, and work transferred me to a new store, starting tomorrow, so I will have a brand new set of cocksuckers to deal with. No biggie.
I picked up a second job again, THIS ONE is a keeper.
How's everyone else doing out there?
i think it is great that you set off a volcano of toilet fluids all over the fabric store bathroom! fuck em, they should have kept it in proper working order.
try not to kill any cocksuckers at the new office!