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Wednesday Jan 10, 2007

Jan 10, 2007
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Dear Beloved Laptop: A poem, for you.

I love you
But why do you hate me so?
I have not yet doomed you
To the cracked screen as previous laptops.
I haven't dropped you
I haven't punched you
(Like other laptops, cd drives, etc)
I haven't let you get a virus
I even clean your keyboard when food gets stuck on there.
So answer me this:
WHY WONT YOU PLAY MY FUCKING GAME!?
Why do you give me the scary blue screen error?
Why do you show me corrupted images?
Lag is not your friend.


1. I have fallen to the darkside and have installed World of Warcraft on my computer. robot If you are part of it, feel free to send me geeky messages.

2. I got that second job I was talking about. I will be working overnights stocking at target starting next week. Woo 70 hour weeks!

3. I fucked up my knee pretty badly doing something I do all the time. I whacked it on the coffee table, like I always do, but the way I did it...like....the table....went UNDER my kneecap, and know it hurts to bend it. BAD. I almost cried at work when a dog made me fall onto my knees. Hurts so bad.

4. I just got my braces tightened. Guess I dont need to explain that one. Ouch. Im making good progress though. I'd be happy if they took them off today. What an improvement! They look straight to me!

5. Petsmart fucked me over, again. No surprises there. I cant even get myself to be angry over it. It just gets to the point where they cant bother me anymore. I dont depend on your checks alone anymore!

6. Im taking active steps towards shooting another set towards SG. Ideas are lacking. I have an idea of what I want it to look like, but we just dont have the funds or space to do some of them.


I need some movie recommendations. Im picky though!
VIEW 13 of 13 COMMENTS
adaire:
thanks for making me feel better.
I really appreciate it smile
Jan 13, 2007
david_aames:
Let me know what you thought of Green Street Hooligans after you watch it.
Jan 14, 2007

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