Before I go into rant-mode, I want to thank everyone for the birthday wishes! It made my day all the much better.
People are fucking idiots.
Okay, so I work at Petsmart right? What the hell is the point of returning something worth 45 fucking cents that is already half eaten? Please enlighten me. Its these fucking cat lady's. You know they've got like 80 fucking cats and one cat wont eat a certain type of food, so they return the half eaten can. I want to shove it down their throat and make them eat it. 45 fucking cents!! I cant believe it.
Let me tell you for those of you who dont know, being a cashier fucking sucks. You deal with idiots. I hate assholes who talk on their phone while checking out. Put down the fucking phone, and watch what youre doing with your money. What? You have a question? Im sorry. Im not paying attention anymore. You want to tell my manager? Go fuck yourself.
And I havent had this problem at other jobs, but for some reason parents keep sending in their annoying as hell children to buy the whatever they are getting. First off, I fucking HATE children. Secondly, I want to punch the ones that think I care what their name is or what their dogs name is. I dont care. If I wasnt being paid to stand there and do that, I would trip them. (If anyone reading this has kids, keep them away from me. Consider this your warning.)
Starting next week Im no longer a cashier, and I will be a dog groomer. Thank god.
But wait, people are fucking idiots outside of work as well! The internet seems, for me at least, to be a haven for complete fucking idiots to IM me repeatedly and act like fucking weirdo's. So, here is a list.
Affy's list for those wishing to initiate conversation.
1. I end up blocking 90% of people who IM me. Im very hostile online, which is completely opposite of my personality offline.
2. Speaking english is a good start. Myspace lingo counts as NOT ENGLISH. Form a sentence properly, and your chances are much better.
3. I block you once, for the love of god dont IM me on another name doing the same stupid shit you were before.
4. If youre intimidated by me and dont know what to say, just dont IM me! You IM me, you should have something to say. Im not on AIM to entertain you.
And a reminder, I have a boyfriend. And in the case I didnt have a boyfriend, I wouldnt be interested in "getting to know" you in that way. I hate sex, I hate people touching me, and I hate alot of people.
Now, if youre female, this doesnt apply to you. You're safe.
I really dont want to come off like an asshole, but my experiences with people who IM me from here have been very very bad. And sure to get worse.
People are fucking idiots.
Okay, so I work at Petsmart right? What the hell is the point of returning something worth 45 fucking cents that is already half eaten? Please enlighten me. Its these fucking cat lady's. You know they've got like 80 fucking cats and one cat wont eat a certain type of food, so they return the half eaten can. I want to shove it down their throat and make them eat it. 45 fucking cents!! I cant believe it.
Let me tell you for those of you who dont know, being a cashier fucking sucks. You deal with idiots. I hate assholes who talk on their phone while checking out. Put down the fucking phone, and watch what youre doing with your money. What? You have a question? Im sorry. Im not paying attention anymore. You want to tell my manager? Go fuck yourself.
And I havent had this problem at other jobs, but for some reason parents keep sending in their annoying as hell children to buy the whatever they are getting. First off, I fucking HATE children. Secondly, I want to punch the ones that think I care what their name is or what their dogs name is. I dont care. If I wasnt being paid to stand there and do that, I would trip them. (If anyone reading this has kids, keep them away from me. Consider this your warning.)
Starting next week Im no longer a cashier, and I will be a dog groomer. Thank god.
But wait, people are fucking idiots outside of work as well! The internet seems, for me at least, to be a haven for complete fucking idiots to IM me repeatedly and act like fucking weirdo's. So, here is a list.
Affy's list for those wishing to initiate conversation.
1. I end up blocking 90% of people who IM me. Im very hostile online, which is completely opposite of my personality offline.
2. Speaking english is a good start. Myspace lingo counts as NOT ENGLISH. Form a sentence properly, and your chances are much better.
3. I block you once, for the love of god dont IM me on another name doing the same stupid shit you were before.
4. If youre intimidated by me and dont know what to say, just dont IM me! You IM me, you should have something to say. Im not on AIM to entertain you.
And a reminder, I have a boyfriend. And in the case I didnt have a boyfriend, I wouldnt be interested in "getting to know" you in that way. I hate sex, I hate people touching me, and I hate alot of people.
Now, if youre female, this doesnt apply to you. You're safe.
I really dont want to come off like an asshole, but my experiences with people who IM me from here have been very very bad. And sure to get worse.VIEW 20 of 20 COMMENTS
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