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My recent lack of work due to surgery and overabundance of hatred towards most people has lead me to find many interesting things this week.

Cats that look like Hitler.

You gotta read the section of people against the site. That makes it worthwhile.


I had my friend take pictures of my dog for me, because her camera costs more than my van is worth.


Speaking of my van, I was driving to pick up my paycheck friday, and my rearview mirror fell off and hit me in the neck. Luckily I was decently drugged at the time so I couldnt feel it, but now the van and I are on bad terms. Sort of.

A random picture of myself or two:




I made really good pancakes tonight, then halfway through one I realized it hurts like hell to eat still. This is how overweight people should diet. Keep getting teeth pulled, and when you run out of teeth, keep modifying your tongue. I'm a genious.