So a few nights ago, a friend and I were discussing the awesomeness of dinosaurs. Then she proposed to make a Jurassic Park 5, but instead I came up with a new movie! Read discretion is advised as it's full of retarded things like interspecial sex and... other stupid stuff; also it's pretty much copy and pasted from my IM, hence the really bad structure. Enjoy any ways!
"NEW AWESOME DINO MOVIE BITCH"
dinos from space
they're friends with the dolphins
and the dolphins are friends with the sharks that have lazerbeam eyes
and they're conspiring to take over the planet again
cause they're like "damn, earth is heating up again boys! time to go inhabit the world"
and they go back to earth
and they find that there's more intelligent species (particularly humans and dolphins)
and notice that the humans thought dinos were extinct and stupid creatures
the dolphins are all chill and having sex all the time and agree with the dinos for free interracial sex
to help them out that is
since the dolphins are like "OMG YEAH THEY CATCH MY RACE AND USE THEM TO PLAY WITH THEIR CHILDREN AND LIKE THEY DON'T FONDLE US ENOUGH AND THEN THEY ALL GET MEGA BLUE DOLPHIN BALLS"
so like
the dinos decide to take a scaries approach
and build tunnels under and around all the major cities in the world
and then all start popping up from the under ground
like some conspiracy theorists' dreams
that smart dinos are hiding underground
and well
they start wrecking havoc in the cities
and say
"WERE AWESOME DINOS BITCHES, WE'RE BACK TO TAKE OUR NOW IN GLOBAL HEATING EARTH BACK (it's great for sunbaths, we swear) AND EAT YOU NOMS"
but humans dont understand what they're saying cuase it sounds like roars
and they smash buildings with their heads
and eat people
and destroy all cities
and set them on fire
and then the dolphins come in flippy hoverboards
and put all the fires out with ocean water with ultra sexy dino technology
so
then
the dinos are like "YEAH WE WIN BITCHES"
and they build their cities over the major cities
and they built inside their cities mega dolphin sex play pools where any dino and dolphin can participate
and with the remaining humans that didnt live in those cities
they made a peace treaty and they live together
and they learned each others language and they all lived happily together forever
and had lots of weirdass sex
but
there was the occasional accident where a dino eats a person or dolphin or even another dino, but other than that they were super mega happy and cool
for like
the next 150 million years and got super more evolved
and a new meteor was coming
but instead this time they destroyed it with mega beams
and then they stayed on earth all happy
the end
"NEW AWESOME DINO MOVIE BITCH"
dinos from space
they're friends with the dolphins
and the dolphins are friends with the sharks that have lazerbeam eyes
and they're conspiring to take over the planet again
cause they're like "damn, earth is heating up again boys! time to go inhabit the world"
and they go back to earth
and they find that there's more intelligent species (particularly humans and dolphins)
and notice that the humans thought dinos were extinct and stupid creatures
the dolphins are all chill and having sex all the time and agree with the dinos for free interracial sex
to help them out that is
since the dolphins are like "OMG YEAH THEY CATCH MY RACE AND USE THEM TO PLAY WITH THEIR CHILDREN AND LIKE THEY DON'T FONDLE US ENOUGH AND THEN THEY ALL GET MEGA BLUE DOLPHIN BALLS"
so like
the dinos decide to take a scaries approach
and build tunnels under and around all the major cities in the world
and then all start popping up from the under ground
like some conspiracy theorists' dreams
that smart dinos are hiding underground
and well
they start wrecking havoc in the cities
and say
"WERE AWESOME DINOS BITCHES, WE'RE BACK TO TAKE OUR NOW IN GLOBAL HEATING EARTH BACK (it's great for sunbaths, we swear) AND EAT YOU NOMS"
but humans dont understand what they're saying cuase it sounds like roars
and they smash buildings with their heads
and eat people
and destroy all cities
and set them on fire
and then the dolphins come in flippy hoverboards
and put all the fires out with ocean water with ultra sexy dino technology
so
then
the dinos are like "YEAH WE WIN BITCHES"
and they build their cities over the major cities
and they built inside their cities mega dolphin sex play pools where any dino and dolphin can participate
and with the remaining humans that didnt live in those cities
they made a peace treaty and they live together
and they learned each others language and they all lived happily together forever
and had lots of weirdass sex
but
there was the occasional accident where a dino eats a person or dolphin or even another dino, but other than that they were super mega happy and cool
for like
the next 150 million years and got super more evolved
and a new meteor was coming
but instead this time they destroyed it with mega beams
and then they stayed on earth all happy
the end
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billyus52:
Its about time...lol ...Great blog...dont forget zombie invasion
markpainter: