According to legend, Helen of Troy, supposedly the most beautiful woman in the world, caused the Trojan war just because she was, apparently, so Goddamned hot.
Question for any Suicide Girl who cares to answer:
If your beauty led to the violent deaths of thousands, would you be . . .
(A) Flattered but appalled.
(B) Just flattered.
(C) Just appalled.
(D) Delighted beyond words.
(E) Too busy getting drunk and screwing to really care one way or the other.
(F) Fill in the blank.
Question for any Suicide Girl who cares to answer:
If your beauty led to the violent deaths of thousands, would you be . . .
(A) Flattered but appalled.
(B) Just flattered.
(C) Just appalled.
(D) Delighted beyond words.
(E) Too busy getting drunk and screwing to really care one way or the other.
(F) Fill in the blank.