THINGS ARE LOOKING UP and my dad is getting old. I can't get into either right now, so let's assume they're true.
Valentine's I woke too tired, cause I was here too late the night before. I woke and refused to put on my glasses and then cried. Sometimes it kills you to be loved, sometimes you can't sleep. Alarm! My girl walked the dog then jumped back into bed. She shook me, shookmeshookme. What? Here. Wake up. Open it. Put on your glasses. Open it. Put 'em on. I refused. I opened the card, at first I couldn't figure out which end to open, but I got it. Huh? What are you doing? Open it. Put on your glasses. I didn't... Do you know what it is?
God what have I done? Why does she love me? She hates baseball, well not really. But half hates when I call last minute and tell her I'm going to the game. She's bought me tickets, two tickets, for me and a friend, two good tickets to six good games this season. What have I done? This made me cry, made me love the day, more than once. She is too too good for me.
I STILL WANT MY METS MISTRESS
Again, we walked into our house and our dog had partied alone all day. Instead of fighting, we laughed. Whattha? I must be in some kind of love?
I could afford no Valentine's and she doesn't care. She tells me we get each other things when it strikes us, not when the calendar says so. I will not buy a diamond if that day should come, and she tells me when would I wear a diamond?
Valentine's I woke too tired, cause I was here too late the night before. I woke and refused to put on my glasses and then cried. Sometimes it kills you to be loved, sometimes you can't sleep. Alarm! My girl walked the dog then jumped back into bed. She shook me, shookmeshookme. What? Here. Wake up. Open it. Put on your glasses. Open it. Put 'em on. I refused. I opened the card, at first I couldn't figure out which end to open, but I got it. Huh? What are you doing? Open it. Put on your glasses. I didn't... Do you know what it is?
God what have I done? Why does she love me? She hates baseball, well not really. But half hates when I call last minute and tell her I'm going to the game. She's bought me tickets, two tickets, for me and a friend, two good tickets to six good games this season. What have I done? This made me cry, made me love the day, more than once. She is too too good for me.
I STILL WANT MY METS MISTRESS
Again, we walked into our house and our dog had partied alone all day. Instead of fighting, we laughed. Whattha? I must be in some kind of love?
I could afford no Valentine's and she doesn't care. She tells me we get each other things when it strikes us, not when the calendar says so. I will not buy a diamond if that day should come, and she tells me when would I wear a diamond?
VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
and I should have caught on sooner. I'm pretty thick. no worries.