Did Silverman have a good time last night? Actually, Silverman isn't sure. It's 6:30am and Silverman has just gotten home and is showering and beginning his transformation from Silverman into mild-mannered LaunOrnaments. The night is a blur for Silverman. When Silverman goes out, he gets lots of attention, but no one wants to make out with Silverman, lol. That's kind of his tag line actually.
Silverman recalls going over to Mike's house for a pre-party and drinking lots of beers while he waits for not-so-mild-mannered Sarah to show up. She was quite late, but no big deal - she was eating dinner with her father and Silverman understands how important fambly is. Silverman also recalls meeting a "Ben" who is the manager of Your Move Games. A person in such a position of power will be useful for Silverman to know someday. Oh yes, he will be useful.
Sarah eventually appeared and drove Silverman and Mike to ManRay, not that Silverman requires such primitive means of transportation. All of Silverman's super buddies were there and he was quite happy.
Silverman purchased many drinks for the girl and while they "alternated" rounds, Silverman discovered that she likes to drink top-shelf vodka when Silverman was paying. Silverman is going to stick with his favorite bartender Daisy from now on, lest he get taken advantage of again.
At one point the girl wanted to request a song and Silverman found himself talking to someone familar. Ah yes, it was Zev, who had a crush on Evil Margaret (or was it the other way around?), a girl from Silverman's past. The conversation quickly degraded from a simple song request to a conversation about Evil Margaret, and Silverman learned that she was at ManRay last week. She went to ManRay!! How could that be!? Silverman was sure that she would never go again because if she and Silverman (or his mild-mannered alter-ego) were to meet, a chain reaction of atomic proportions would ensue and the world as we know it would most certiantly end. Surely, someone must have informed her that Silverman would be away camping that weekend and would not be at ManRay. But how could she have known? Or did she just take that foolish risk and go anyway. A chat with Dan confirms the fact that she was indeed present. Sarah was awfully confused by the situation. Who is this "Margaret" and why aren't they playing my request. Little did she know that Zev is not the DJ at all but just the lighting guy, and he was unable to help her with her dilemma anyways, lol.
Silverman and Sarah had lots of fun but what was this - Sarah's affections seemed to be directed towards another boy. Silverman was awfully confused as despite his omnipotence, he is still unable to read a woman's mind and gets just as confused by mixed signals as not-so-silver men do. Silverman thought nothing of it though, but when the club closed Silverman found himself with Mike, waiting for her to wait for other boy to get out so they all could go after-party at someone's secret lair. They ended up at the boy's house where Silverman ate half of someone's sandwich and fell asleep on the boy's couch while Mike, Sarah and the boy watched a movie, Sarah eventually falling asleep snuggled up next to the boy. Oh, where has Silverman gone wrong? Who is this boy that the girl has said she was into, and then not into anymore, and now apparently into again?. And who is this boy who is worth a snuggle but not worth a kiss? And where does Silverman fit into this scenario. And where does Mike fit in? How can he be content with this situation, close friend of the girl, but always hanging out with her and never around any women himself. Why did Mike and Silverman not just go home instead of hang out at other boy's home? Silverman wished he was snuggling too, but you don't snuggle with Silverman, you strap yourself in and feel the G's.
Eventually the piercing shriek of a Girls Gone Wild commercials awoke Silverman and he decided that it was time to go home even if he had to walk - which wouldn't be such a big deal for Silverman anyways - it couldn't be any more than a mile. Sarah and Mike decided it was time to leave too and the four of them piled in Sarah's car. Yes, the boy decided to go along for the ride. Sarah did not take Silverman home but instead to Mike's house where he located his terrestrial transportation vehicle, Silverman didn't care - he just wanted to sleep. Sarah commented on what a nice vehicle Silverman owned. Silverman drives whatever the fuck he wants. Too bad Sarah did not notice the keen stylings of Silverman's vehicle two weeks ago - when she decided to rear end it. Silverman knew that Sarah was going away for two weeks to what us NY superheroes like to call "Old Amersterdam" so he would not see her for a while. Silverman gave her a hearty handshake through the window and her words came slowly. What did she want - a hug? Certaintly she did not to turn silver too, so he left it at the shake. "Uh, I won't.... do anything you wouldn't do" she finally said. A rather strange goodbye, Silverman thought, but no matter, he was tired and rushed off to his car. He told himself he'd have his mild-mannered alter-ego LaunOrnamets call the girl later and thank her for the ride and wish her a safe and fun journey.
Silverman arrived home, cleaned himself up and opened his computer to find that it was still singing... 'RING RING RING RING RING RING BANANAPHONE!!" It must have been doing that all night. For some reason he felt like blaming Fenchurch though the accusation would be almost entirely without justification.
Silverman recalls going over to Mike's house for a pre-party and drinking lots of beers while he waits for not-so-mild-mannered Sarah to show up. She was quite late, but no big deal - she was eating dinner with her father and Silverman understands how important fambly is. Silverman also recalls meeting a "Ben" who is the manager of Your Move Games. A person in such a position of power will be useful for Silverman to know someday. Oh yes, he will be useful.
Sarah eventually appeared and drove Silverman and Mike to ManRay, not that Silverman requires such primitive means of transportation. All of Silverman's super buddies were there and he was quite happy.
Silverman purchased many drinks for the girl and while they "alternated" rounds, Silverman discovered that she likes to drink top-shelf vodka when Silverman was paying. Silverman is going to stick with his favorite bartender Daisy from now on, lest he get taken advantage of again.
At one point the girl wanted to request a song and Silverman found himself talking to someone familar. Ah yes, it was Zev, who had a crush on Evil Margaret (or was it the other way around?), a girl from Silverman's past. The conversation quickly degraded from a simple song request to a conversation about Evil Margaret, and Silverman learned that she was at ManRay last week. She went to ManRay!! How could that be!? Silverman was sure that she would never go again because if she and Silverman (or his mild-mannered alter-ego) were to meet, a chain reaction of atomic proportions would ensue and the world as we know it would most certiantly end. Surely, someone must have informed her that Silverman would be away camping that weekend and would not be at ManRay. But how could she have known? Or did she just take that foolish risk and go anyway. A chat with Dan confirms the fact that she was indeed present. Sarah was awfully confused by the situation. Who is this "Margaret" and why aren't they playing my request. Little did she know that Zev is not the DJ at all but just the lighting guy, and he was unable to help her with her dilemma anyways, lol.
Silverman and Sarah had lots of fun but what was this - Sarah's affections seemed to be directed towards another boy. Silverman was awfully confused as despite his omnipotence, he is still unable to read a woman's mind and gets just as confused by mixed signals as not-so-silver men do. Silverman thought nothing of it though, but when the club closed Silverman found himself with Mike, waiting for her to wait for other boy to get out so they all could go after-party at someone's secret lair. They ended up at the boy's house where Silverman ate half of someone's sandwich and fell asleep on the boy's couch while Mike, Sarah and the boy watched a movie, Sarah eventually falling asleep snuggled up next to the boy. Oh, where has Silverman gone wrong? Who is this boy that the girl has said she was into, and then not into anymore, and now apparently into again?. And who is this boy who is worth a snuggle but not worth a kiss? And where does Silverman fit into this scenario. And where does Mike fit in? How can he be content with this situation, close friend of the girl, but always hanging out with her and never around any women himself. Why did Mike and Silverman not just go home instead of hang out at other boy's home? Silverman wished he was snuggling too, but you don't snuggle with Silverman, you strap yourself in and feel the G's.
Eventually the piercing shriek of a Girls Gone Wild commercials awoke Silverman and he decided that it was time to go home even if he had to walk - which wouldn't be such a big deal for Silverman anyways - it couldn't be any more than a mile. Sarah and Mike decided it was time to leave too and the four of them piled in Sarah's car. Yes, the boy decided to go along for the ride. Sarah did not take Silverman home but instead to Mike's house where he located his terrestrial transportation vehicle, Silverman didn't care - he just wanted to sleep. Sarah commented on what a nice vehicle Silverman owned. Silverman drives whatever the fuck he wants. Too bad Sarah did not notice the keen stylings of Silverman's vehicle two weeks ago - when she decided to rear end it. Silverman knew that Sarah was going away for two weeks to what us NY superheroes like to call "Old Amersterdam" so he would not see her for a while. Silverman gave her a hearty handshake through the window and her words came slowly. What did she want - a hug? Certaintly she did not to turn silver too, so he left it at the shake. "Uh, I won't.... do anything you wouldn't do" she finally said. A rather strange goodbye, Silverman thought, but no matter, he was tired and rushed off to his car. He told himself he'd have his mild-mannered alter-ego LaunOrnamets call the girl later and thank her for the ride and wish her a safe and fun journey.
Silverman arrived home, cleaned himself up and opened his computer to find that it was still singing... 'RING RING RING RING RING RING BANANAPHONE!!" It must have been doing that all night. For some reason he felt like blaming Fenchurch though the accusation would be almost entirely without justification.
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The number of times you can just run into him is running out.
yea, but it's also not like i don't have his number, or he doesn't have mine, and we never talk to eachother, cause we do. i mean, he called me during camping to see how stuff was going and to tell me he missed me!
we've been known to call eachother when bored or just to talk. most people don't know that we do talk and hang out outside of clubs.