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I've got an idea...

Don't be that guy!!!

I'm driving up 71 on my way home from school... listening to My Chemical Romance... it's rush-hour, but I'm kosher...

All of a sudden fuckin prick in a tricked out subaru screams up on my ass, I'm goin 92 mind you, and rides my bumber like fishnets on Shamu... I'm goin fuckin 92!!! There's about a...
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mizbhaven1:
What a dick, I vote he should have his ass kicked. mad
muse25:
when someone does that...slightly pull to the right...and throw a few penny out your window descreetly...they'll TING off his car and trust me...he wont know what it was and he will back off.....

works for me every time biggrin
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I deserve a penguin...


one a little over weight...


so the tux looks like it was a same day rental...


yup, I deserve a penguin...
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So I'm reading Diary Of A Serial Killer and within the first chapter i read this:
Interviewer "So, you cut people open for fun?"
"Yea I feel like its the best way to get to know the inner person..."

.... ummm gross?

Yea...

So, my girl decided to randomly come on here and check what I've been saying about her... and she saw my profile...
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whens420again:
that blows man. i'm pretty sick myself, yet have to work all week long. and its in the mid 30's here and snowing. so i feel your pain.. Jamesons eh'? good choice bro biggrin


well hope you feel better soon adrunkteddybear..


whensooo aaa

[Edited on Oct 21, 2004 12:05AM]
darklis:
Thanks for the comment on my set! I love your name. smile
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Yea, don't know if i should announce this or not.. but fuck it...


Warning all words from here should be censored

fuck the fcc....

yea so I just... wait hold on... boot... yea fuck off you censor maggot lingerer...

anyway, where was I?
"Improper use of question marks!!!"
Jesus!! what the he"Usage of lord's name in vain.. minus two points...

I give up.....
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undressyourheart:
HAAAAAAAAAA, were you drunk too? love
rhyn:
It sounds like you need another drink. wink I'm not a big fan of Slipknot. I can't under stand anything they say. That's just me.
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YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

That's my nordic scream... everyone should practice your yarble!!!

It's rainy, I'm wet, and my feet feel like anchors... stupid having-to-go-and-walk-miles-upon-miles-to-school-in-the-rain-for-ONE-class!!!!

I deserve a penguin

We read a whole bunch of whitman and ralph waldo in class today (not that i haven't already taken 3 of these classes) but my teach started crying cause the poems and writings were soooo moving... menapausal bitch. Is...
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recordandplay:
student teaching......for osu?>
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This is my Oct 12 update!

I was going to start all over again, but since Yuriel is the only one who knows I'm still alive on here, I'll leave that stupid shite up there...

Reallly have nothing new to say, cept I've been datin this girl for about a month now, yay ... maybe yay.

I'm not sure exactly what's goin on but the...
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yuriel:
werd man hope school doesnt kick yer ass too bad man
continue having good times an such! smile
EL SUICIDO LOCO
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Hey hey hey!!

Well I'm Back, I stayed in the ATl for a little bit longer than I expected.

It was mondo fun dropped a grand in a week just going out to the clubs... 1150 was kinda optimus prime...

But, NEway I've got pics from the braves game but my computer is being mondo quadrapelegic right now...so they wont be going up until ole...
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irina:
Hey man, you still alive out there?!
kellyjanice:
hello where are you??
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My girl muse25 put up a posting a while back about kitten killin and apparently some people caused an uproar... anyway, i saw Stephen Lynch a couple days ago and he played this song... this goes out to all the hottie kitten killers out there...

_____________________________

when the game of life makes you feel like quiting it helps a lot if you,
kill a kitten...
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whens420again:
omg you drunk teddy. thats funny ass shit right there. wink

so hey man, where you been. i've been lookin around for you guys for the last few days and haventseen no one. you should jump on in the chat room and get drunk and bs mang. anways, hope all is well bro. late

ooo aaa
kellyjanice:
that is terrible i love me some cats thay are my babies if it was anyone but you i would have to kick their ass for posting that
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Yay! Football season is almost here.. but we've got the teaser tonight.. my team, the Falcons, against that shitty "we used to be the browns" Ravens. Sooo... I figured I'll get drunk and practice my screaming at the tivo.

Then its down to ATL on saturday for presidential box seats at the braves game with my dad... with open bar!

my roommate just told me...
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muse25:
LOL...I love that joke

I cant wait to tell mom
yuriel:
woot hell yeah football season
biggrin
EL SUICIDO LOCO
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Well....

I haven't been around in for-fuckin-ever... sorry, I just got kinda burned out with the site...

so for all of yall who thought i was dead ... nope not quite...

it's 5am here, i just got home from work and need to get to bed, the Irish Festival is this weekend along with the Ohio State festival... yippie!!

That means I'm going to get...
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yuriel:
wow long time no see biggrin
hell yeah.
if youre really willin to put my sorry ass up indefinitely let me just take the first bus out. and somehow get my comp there heh heh heh
mm hot redheads followed by vomiting on clay aiken.
if only it were the real clay itd be even better!
heh hey what if theyre only boring/straight-laced in public? wink
(id not mind a lady in public but a fox in the bedroom myself... a nice cute faced discerning lady who is rather to themselves...... fuck its not even 7 am and i cant sleep..... and ive been having the ODDEST fucking dreams lately surreal confused
have a blast man!
EL SUICIDO LOCO
muse25:
DONT KISS THE BLARNEY STONE lol!

I went ti Ireland (my dads a citizen there and a geneologist forthe O'Rourke clan)....and the locals told us that they piss on the Blarney stone after the pubs let out at night. Then they watch inthe the morning as the tourist kiss the stone in the day
puke

Not sure if someone will have the same idea in Ohio if they set up a fake blarney stone...but just remember what I said lol.....
be suspicious.

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" Hermaphrodite "

She's part girl,
she's part boy.
She's got parts everyone can enjoy.

She's got more,
she's got less.
She's got her manhood tucked in her dress.

Is she a mister,
or is she a miss?
Does she stand up when she's taking a piss?
She's my little girl,
yea, she's my little guy.
When I try to please I get poked in...
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kellyjanice:
wtf is that you crack me up...
muse25:
HI!! I havnt spied on you in a while! surreal
Is there something your trying to tell us with this poem lol. I'll eat your pussy if you have one tongue wink
eeek !!!! I said the P word......shammmme