and... another craigslist i posted last night. I particularly enjoy this one for some reason. If you haven't read my past few blogs of craigslist ads read back. I'm now starting a fine collection.
here it is...
"Nice Guy Looking For Special Girl"
Hello!
I am looking for a Grown woman (23-40 years of age ) whose personality can change on a dime. One minute she's standing on a chair in full princess regalia happily singing "Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star," the next she's uncontrollably crying and hurling her tiara across the room because I brought her juice in the wrong sippy cup. I'm constantly walking on eggshells. I want it to be like hanging out with a tiny alcoholic who swigs massive amounts of milk.
She should be a little lax in the hygiene department, and then multiply that by a hundred. There are times when she absolutely reeks. But does she care? No way. I'm always the one who has to broach the bath subject. What's worse is she doesn't care if her hair is combed, her teeth brushed or her clothes are crusty with dried yogurt. Giving her friendly advice, like, "You only get one chance to make a first impression" falls on deaf ears.
Finally, I want her to self absorbed, never asking questions in conversation. Instead it's all about them. All day long it's: "I like pink!," "Watch me bounce on the bed", "I went poo in my pants!" She should never want to ask me what's MY favorite color or inquire if, perhaps, I went poo in MY pants.
Is this you? Send pictures and we will talk!
here it is...
"Nice Guy Looking For Special Girl"
Hello!
I am looking for a Grown woman (23-40 years of age ) whose personality can change on a dime. One minute she's standing on a chair in full princess regalia happily singing "Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star," the next she's uncontrollably crying and hurling her tiara across the room because I brought her juice in the wrong sippy cup. I'm constantly walking on eggshells. I want it to be like hanging out with a tiny alcoholic who swigs massive amounts of milk.
She should be a little lax in the hygiene department, and then multiply that by a hundred. There are times when she absolutely reeks. But does she care? No way. I'm always the one who has to broach the bath subject. What's worse is she doesn't care if her hair is combed, her teeth brushed or her clothes are crusty with dried yogurt. Giving her friendly advice, like, "You only get one chance to make a first impression" falls on deaf ears.
Finally, I want her to self absorbed, never asking questions in conversation. Instead it's all about them. All day long it's: "I like pink!," "Watch me bounce on the bed", "I went poo in my pants!" She should never want to ask me what's MY favorite color or inquire if, perhaps, I went poo in MY pants.
Is this you? Send pictures and we will talk!
VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
cherrylix:
Minus the hygiene issues, I'm totally your girl.
penina:
That's it next time I'm borde, I'm totally going to go through craigslist personals...