Today we had a flash flood, the rain went on forever and I was caught in it. When it subsided and I got out of my car to walk into work I noticed this little bumble bee on the ground. She was dragging her half lifeless body across the sidewalk looking for anything dry and she was black, she was so soaked. I am such...
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requiem:
Pfff. No. They eat bananas. But they should taste like figs.
lostanddazed:
whens the last time you saw the bumble bee. Maybe it's outside waiting for you
I am sitting, drinking red wine and thinking about my ex. The one who said he wished I would die. Yeah, that one. He only said it because he was angry, I shouldn't have (fill in blank). He really is sweet and I miss him so much...
Fucking girls, man.
Fucking girls, man.
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lostanddazed:
I thought I was your ex 
requiem:
Your journal entries have been a bad influence on me.
Well, it was beer... What were you drinking?
Well, it was beer... What were you drinking?
*Blah* That is how I feel. I need to be entertained. I am thinking of selling my house and taking a trip to Europe. I have never been because I hate to fly. Maybe one of those all inclusive cruises would be better??
p.s. My cat makes gross sounds when he is licking himself.
p.s. My cat makes gross sounds when he is licking himself.
lostanddazed:
I make the same sound when I'm licking a girl 
I was interviewed by the local rag today. They came to my Yoga studio, took pictures and generally annoyed everyone. I just know that this going to cause a huge hassle because once that article comes out I will become extremely famous. Of course, with my luck it will be infamous and I will be really well known with no money. I would rather have...
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requiem:
I need to start doing yoga. It seems like a good way to be surrounded by hot chicks.
requiem:
In your new profile pic you look like you're about to sneeze.
Not sure if I like the new picture but I would rather go smoke a Clove than continue to play around with it.
I had more work done on my tattoo this past weekend, bottom is now finished; it was cover up that has been a work in progress for about four years. Rest of the piece will fit in nicely...
You can see it...
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I had more work done on my tattoo this past weekend, bottom is now finished; it was cover up that has been a work in progress for about four years. Rest of the piece will fit in nicely...
You can see it...
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dharmabox:
wow!!!
i love it! is this the boddhisatva of compassion? i wish the picture was a little closer to make out more detail but it's beautiful!
oh and looky here:
you can type it by hand or there is also a link button over in the menu, you just need to open the image in a separate window to get the exact address of it.
hope you are having a nice holiday weekend!
i love it! is this the boddhisatva of compassion? i wish the picture was a little closer to make out more detail but it's beautiful!
oh and looky here:
you can type it by hand or there is also a link button over in the menu, you just need to open the image in a separate window to get the exact address of it.
hope you are having a nice holiday weekend!
requiem:
You're alive?
Thank you for not posting a piece of crap response in my journal that would have been annoying to read. You're the best.
Thank you for not posting a piece of crap response in my journal that would have been annoying to read. You're the best.
What would you do if the guy who supposedly loved you and wanted to marry you got angry (because he was supremely immature) at you and said "You low life piece of shit! Go fuck yourself, you fucking cunt! I hate you and I hope you die!"
Hypothetically, of course.
Hypothetically, of course.
requiem:
First off, I'd have his immaturity independently verified just to make sure I wasn't being an emotional little gay bitch. Then I'd call some people I know and arrange for a beating that may or may not include bone breaking, depending upon how conscientious he is about shaving those annoying curly hairs off the back of his neck.
Don't cha wish ya girlfriend was hot like me
Don't cha wish ya girlfriend was raw like me... don't cha..
I can't get that song out of my head! Cheesy friggin' hooks get me everytime.
Don't cha wish ya girlfriend was raw like me... don't cha..
I can't get that song out of my head! Cheesy friggin' hooks get me everytime.
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dharmabox:
i've got 50 cent's candy shop running back to back loops in my head....... 
requiem:
Update, bitch!
I have been going to Bikram Yoga classes for a little while now and I love it. The room is 105 degrees.. smokin' hot, kinda like me.
dharmabox:
how is your breathing with it? i would imaging the extra warmth has got to be good for the joints and help with loosening up but breathing in heated air?
right now i would be so happy if i could do even some basic yoga. i've been only able to do a couple of positions for a few minutes here in there (primarily positions i have read are good for stress) but i have had no energy to do much more. er though has been kicking butt this week!
right now i would be so happy if i could do even some basic yoga. i've been only able to do a couple of positions for a few minutes here in there (primarily positions i have read are good for stress) but i have had no energy to do much more. er though has been kicking butt this week!
OK, so the creepy Lunch Guy at work.. yeah, today his T-shirt said "My parents said I could be anything, so I decided to be an asshole."
Then a guy I work with walked up and ordered a Terrorist Wrap from him. This consisting of feta, olives, greek dressing and some other stuff.
I can't believe I work there.
Then a guy I work with walked up and ordered a Terrorist Wrap from him. This consisting of feta, olives, greek dressing and some other stuff.
I can't believe I work there.
dharmabox:
at least he's got it out there for everyone to see an asshole, you know?
i know a lot of asshole and you don't find out that's what they are until you interact with them.
hope you're doing well.
i know a lot of asshole and you don't find out that's what they are until you interact with them.
hope you're doing well.
requiem:
Apparently your journal entries are more palatable once they've aged for five or six days. Five days of nothin' then, BAM, two comments in one day!
If I could find a place to do custom one-off t-shirts cheap, I'd make a few:
"Attention Vampires: Do NOT suck my blood"
"Attention Monsters: I taste bad"
"I'd write my own clever t-shirt sayings if only I could read"
"I'm so hot women would die if I dressed better than this"
"I might be weird but don't worry - I'm also slow"
"I put words on my t-shirt to hide the stains"
"Please try to resist hitting on me"
If I could find a place to do custom one-off t-shirts cheap, I'd make a few:
"Attention Vampires: Do NOT suck my blood"
"Attention Monsters: I taste bad"
"I'd write my own clever t-shirt sayings if only I could read"
"I'm so hot women would die if I dressed better than this"
"I might be weird but don't worry - I'm also slow"
"I put words on my t-shirt to hide the stains"
"Please try to resist hitting on me"
I went to see Sin City yesterday. It has some fairly lame character development and loose weaving of the different plot lines. However, due to the cinematography it kept my i nterest and I didn't leave, something I have been known to do when I don't like a movie.
Other than that, dull weekend it was. Lots of rain, cleansing the ground of snow and...
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requiem:
Yes, your journal entries are like rotten meat. Yes, I do call all my friends so they can confirm for me how much your journal entries suck. You pretty much nailed that on right on the head.
requiem:
I'm so mad at myself for misspelling "one." And I can't edit because that would be too tacky. So, I leave my mistake here as a gift to you.