My cat is sitting on my lap and scratching his ear like crazy with his back paw. He just pulled said paw out of his ear and it has nasty black oily looking shit on it. GET OFF MY LAP ASSHOLE!
Cats are gross.
Although, at least they don't have names like "Mr. Puffycat".
Cats are gross.
Although, at least they don't have names like "Mr. Puffycat".
requiem:
I would tell you to shut up, but I know you just want attention from me because you're in love with me but can't have me.
requiem:
Nice try. You're not going to see me naked that easily.