adonia

Today I am thankful for:

Getting laid last night (esp when he was slapping my ass and saying dirty things)

Not dying (because I hope to get laid again soon like last night)

My local bar and the hottie bartender who told me that I was a step above the other women who go there (wow, oh my god..really?! you picked me..you like me, you really like me! *squeal*)

Tostitos because not only does it taste soo good right now. I just notice it has the word "tit" in it.

titillation
titmouse
tit for tat

There's gotta be more...