Well, It's been a while since I have written anything on here. So I figured there is no time like the present to update my shit.
Let's see. I'm gonna start school next week. That should be fun. I've been looking forward to school for quite some time now. I've only got 13 credits on my plate so it shouldn't drive me too nuts. Lol.
I still don't have a job since leaving the Army, but who would want one if they get 400 a week from unemployment? So pretty much I've been filling up my time at the bar. I'm not an alcoholic, I just drink to stop the shaking. lol.
Hmm. what else should I ramble on about in my box here....
Females are crazy. I'm not sure what it is but it seems that every girl that I have met in the past couple months has been completely insane. Of course they are not crazy at first, but after a couple dates, they just freak the fuck out. If anyone is actually reading this, and you know the answer please help me.
Well here is my joke for the moment....
An amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold blustery day. The daughter said to her mother, "My hands are freezing cold." the mother replied "Put them between your legs. Your body heat will warm them up." The daughter did and her hands warmed up.
The next day the daughter was riding with her boyfriend who said, "My hands are freezing cold." The girl replied, "Put them between my legs. The warmth of my body will warm them up." He did and warmed his hands. The following day the boyfriend was again in the buggy with the daughter. He said, "My nose is cold." The girl replied "Put it between my legs. The warmth of my body will warm it up." He did and warmed his nose. The next day the boyfriend was again driving with the daughter and he said, "My penis is frozen solid."
The following day the daughter was driving in the buggy with her mother, and she says to her mother, "Have you ever heard of a penis?" Slightly concerned the mother said, "Why, yes. Why do you ask?" The daughter replies, "They make one hell of a mess when they defrost, don't they?"
Thanks for reading if you did.. Catch you all on the flipside.
Let's see. I'm gonna start school next week. That should be fun. I've been looking forward to school for quite some time now. I've only got 13 credits on my plate so it shouldn't drive me too nuts. Lol.
I still don't have a job since leaving the Army, but who would want one if they get 400 a week from unemployment? So pretty much I've been filling up my time at the bar. I'm not an alcoholic, I just drink to stop the shaking. lol.
Hmm. what else should I ramble on about in my box here....
Females are crazy. I'm not sure what it is but it seems that every girl that I have met in the past couple months has been completely insane. Of course they are not crazy at first, but after a couple dates, they just freak the fuck out. If anyone is actually reading this, and you know the answer please help me.
Well here is my joke for the moment....
An amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold blustery day. The daughter said to her mother, "My hands are freezing cold." the mother replied "Put them between your legs. Your body heat will warm them up." The daughter did and her hands warmed up.
The next day the daughter was riding with her boyfriend who said, "My hands are freezing cold." The girl replied, "Put them between my legs. The warmth of my body will warm them up." He did and warmed his hands. The following day the boyfriend was again in the buggy with the daughter. He said, "My nose is cold." The girl replied "Put it between my legs. The warmth of my body will warm it up." He did and warmed his nose. The next day the boyfriend was again driving with the daughter and he said, "My penis is frozen solid."
The following day the daughter was driving in the buggy with her mother, and she says to her mother, "Have you ever heard of a penis?" Slightly concerned the mother said, "Why, yes. Why do you ask?" The daughter replies, "They make one hell of a mess when they defrost, don't they?"
Thanks for reading if you did.. Catch you all on the flipside.
great to get 400 a week for being unemployed. I wish I could have it. and so, let me tell you a secret: women are crazy. all those humans are.
xoxo