Well It's been a week since I put anything new on here so I figured I should at least put something up. 
Let's see here. hmmmm. I went out today and decided I needed a new stereo in my car. Well I guess I can't really say new since it didn't have one to begin with. lol But I went and bought one none the less.
I have a really hard time not spending money. I'm trying to save my money for when I get out of the damn army but it's easier said than done. I went out yesterday to buy a new hat and ended up buying several shirts and a pair of shoes. (no hat) In the past 2 days I've spent over $600 on stuff that I really don't need right now. My friends all say that I shop like a girl. I think I'm gonna have to agree. lol.
Well here's my stupid joke for today.
A guy walks into a bar with an octopus under his arm. He sets the octopus on a stool next to him and announces: "This is an amazing octopus. I'll bet anyone in this bar $50 that this octopus can play any instrument set in front of it."
None of the people could believe this, so one guy brought up a guitar. The octopus took hold of the guitar and started picking away, better than Jimi Hendrix. The man took $50 from the guitarist. Next someone brings up a trumpet. The octopus started playing the trumpet, better than Herb Alpert. The man won another $50 from the trumpeter. Then some guy brought up some bagpipes. The octopus picked up the bagpipes for a minute and, looking a little puzzled, set them down again.
"Can't you play the bagpipes?" asked the man. "Play it?" said the octopus, "I'm gonna screw it as soon as I figure out how to get its pajamas off."
L8R
Let's see here. hmmmm. I went out today and decided I needed a new stereo in my car. Well I guess I can't really say new since it didn't have one to begin with. lol But I went and bought one none the less.
I have a really hard time not spending money. I'm trying to save my money for when I get out of the damn army but it's easier said than done. I went out yesterday to buy a new hat and ended up buying several shirts and a pair of shoes. (no hat) In the past 2 days I've spent over $600 on stuff that I really don't need right now. My friends all say that I shop like a girl. I think I'm gonna have to agree. lol.
Well here's my stupid joke for today.
A guy walks into a bar with an octopus under his arm. He sets the octopus on a stool next to him and announces: "This is an amazing octopus. I'll bet anyone in this bar $50 that this octopus can play any instrument set in front of it."
None of the people could believe this, so one guy brought up a guitar. The octopus took hold of the guitar and started picking away, better than Jimi Hendrix. The man took $50 from the guitarist. Next someone brings up a trumpet. The octopus started playing the trumpet, better than Herb Alpert. The man won another $50 from the trumpeter. Then some guy brought up some bagpipes. The octopus picked up the bagpipes for a minute and, looking a little puzzled, set them down again.
"Can't you play the bagpipes?" asked the man. "Play it?" said the octopus, "I'm gonna screw it as soon as I figure out how to get its pajamas off."
L8R