I have been told that I swear too much... I think I realised today that it might be true, since i'm always updating my phone's dictionary, to put in all the swearwords. I mean they dont even have "arsefucker" or "minge" or "cunt" or any of those gems you need in order to have a decent text message conversation. "Cunt" comes up as "AUNT" How annoying. "You silly aunt" hardly brings the point across, in my oppinion.
So well, from today onwards I promise to try and swear less in my journal.
I will only use words approved by the Good book, as not to make baby Jesus cry. Seeing that its his birthday soon I suppose I owe him that.
Well, we will see how that goes. Have a jolly good weekend folks.
O and by the way, have you got a lucky pair of underpants?
So well, from today onwards I promise to try and swear less in my journal.
I will only use words approved by the Good book, as not to make baby Jesus cry. Seeing that its his birthday soon I suppose I owe him that.
Well, we will see how that goes. Have a jolly good weekend folks.
O and by the way, have you got a lucky pair of underpants?
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what's flesh? club night somewhere? dirty old pervs are everywhere. "shrugs"
Oh, and i'm alreday Creamy's ho