Once again Fate has farted in my face and crapped on my doorstep. Jesus why cant things just work out for me. 
On the upside I'm moving into the flat that I'm buying on the 30th of this month. If everything works out. So much shit has struck the fan the past week that I'm just waiting for them to tell me the whole thing fell through. God, that will be the last straw.. Then its me, that big tower at canary wharf and a few Sainsbury's bags for parachutes. I think the gods got pissed and decided to take bets on how much shit they can load upon one person before he cracks.
O and to take the piss, I've got this girl living downstairs who's sole purpose in life is to rape her guitar in the afternoons when i want to take my nap. It's a cross between some type of Hawain and hardcore-anal porn music. Whatever she can squeeze from the poor instrument. Just marvellous.
On the upside I'm moving into the flat that I'm buying on the 30th of this month. If everything works out. So much shit has struck the fan the past week that I'm just waiting for them to tell me the whole thing fell through. God, that will be the last straw.. Then its me, that big tower at canary wharf and a few Sainsbury's bags for parachutes. I think the gods got pissed and decided to take bets on how much shit they can load upon one person before he cracks.
O and to take the piss, I've got this girl living downstairs who's sole purpose in life is to rape her guitar in the afternoons when i want to take my nap. It's a cross between some type of Hawain and hardcore-anal porn music. Whatever she can squeeze from the poor instrument. Just marvellous. VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
Hope the move does go ok mate