adam73

I stepped in some fox shit today and trampled it into this geezer's house, all over his carpet. And then i almost vomited on his front path, whilst poking at the crap on my shoe with a stick. It's worse than fucking glue, and it splattered on my jacket - only found it after i still smelled a whiff of crap, and could found none on my shoes. God, what a day.
O and foxes, you little fuckers beware, I will be crapping in front of your dens!!!
Cunts.