The Baltimore Burlesque show is tonight... which is great but I have major cramps and I feel like shit, so it's kind of hard to be excited about it. I'm going to try to get there early so I can get a seat in the balcony because if I have to stand up all night I will DIE.
It's going to be awesome though. And a bunch of people I know will be there-- none of whom know that I'm an SG, so things could get interesting...
* It just occured to me that this is a really dull journal entry. To liven it up, allow me to share something that happened to me yesterday. My whole life I've bitten my nails horribly and compulsively. I recently decided I wanted to have pretty nails (well actually I'm going to be in a friend's wedding and she demanded that we all get our nails done-- so it's either grow them out or pay to get fake ones glued on ). Anyway I've managed to grow them out and I actually rather like them. Good for scratching. But I'm not used to having sharp things on the ends of my fingers. Yesterday I went to scratch my nose (I have allergies and everything's very itchy), and I TORE OUT A HUGE CHUNK of flesh from the sensitive inside part of my nose with my stupid goddamn talon. I yelled and several seconds later, blood was pouring out of my nose and I had to run and shove a bunch of tissues up there. In conclusion: long nails are dangerous, and I'm retarded. The end.
It's going to be awesome though. And a bunch of people I know will be there-- none of whom know that I'm an SG, so things could get interesting...
* It just occured to me that this is a really dull journal entry. To liven it up, allow me to share something that happened to me yesterday. My whole life I've bitten my nails horribly and compulsively. I recently decided I wanted to have pretty nails (well actually I'm going to be in a friend's wedding and she demanded that we all get our nails done-- so it's either grow them out or pay to get fake ones glued on ). Anyway I've managed to grow them out and I actually rather like them. Good for scratching. But I'm not used to having sharp things on the ends of my fingers. Yesterday I went to scratch my nose (I have allergies and everything's very itchy), and I TORE OUT A HUGE CHUNK of flesh from the sensitive inside part of my nose with my stupid goddamn talon. I yelled and several seconds later, blood was pouring out of my nose and I had to run and shove a bunch of tissues up there. In conclusion: long nails are dangerous, and I'm retarded. The end.
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cage_e:
just sayin hey......message me soon